Men have mobile phones, why? they never call anyone.
Men have sat-navs, I use a map.
Men never lift toilet seat why? too tired.
Men cook then leave kitchen filthy!
Men think the answer to all repairs is masking friggin' tape.
Men think the TV remote cannot respond to female touch.
OH dear we have been arguing a lot today so reflecting back!
Most women resist new technology whereas men are drawn to it like moths to a flame. Remember when the new flatscreen HD tellies came out? How many women were rushing towards them, purses open? Not my missus, certainly. Mate of mine over the road still hankers after a big LED Samsung, but he can't 'cos his wife "doesn't see the point". Their telly is 12 years old and has a back on it the size of an American wrestler's coffin.
Quote: Lee Henman @ May 10 2011, 8:43 AM BSTMost women resist new technology whereas men are drawn to it like moths to a flame. Remember when the new flatscreen HD tellies came out? How many women were rushing towards them, purses open? Not my missus, certainly. Mate of mine over the road still hankers after a big LED Samsung, but he can't 'cos his wife "doesn't see the point". Their telly is 12 years old and has a back on it the size of an American wrestler's coffin.
The technology thing you correctly identify is at it's most noticeable with hi-fi. Ask a man what hi-fi he has, and he will tell you the make, the model, the output and other technical details. A women would say "it's silver".
Quote: Nogget @ May 10 2011, 8:51 AM BSTThe technology thing you correctly identify is at it's most noticeable with hi-fi. Ask a man what hi-fi he has, and he will tell you the make, the model, the output and other technical details. A women would say "it's silver".
Men have a 'man drawer' where they keep all their 'useful' stuff. Women have every other available storage space in the house.
Women respond hysterically to posts they believe to be misogynistic but are in fact prophetic.
I'm not allowed to know women anymore. So I don't know.
Women collect supermarket carrier bags, in their hundreds, stuffed inside one other carrier bag. Men just chuck them in the bin. There's a carrier bag in my kitchen cupboard that's so stuffed with other carrier bags that they've compacted into one solid mass so dense that there's a f**king black hole at the centre. I don't know why CERN bother looking for the Higgs Bosun, it's probably in my kitchen cupboard. 
Quote: BuryBob @ May 10 2011, 9:39 AM BSTWomen respond hysterically to posts they believe to be misogynistic but are in fact prophetic.
Women respond normally to posts, just like anyone else. But men accuse them of being hysterical in a passive aggressive way of belittling their opinion. 
Quote: zooo @ May 10 2011, 10:50 AM BSTWomen respond normally to posts, just like anyone else. But men accuse them of being hysterical in a passive aggressive way of belittling their opinion.
Stop being hysterical!
Yep, another hysterical generalisation from zooo there, she gives women a bad name!
Men are funnier than women.
Men are more intelligent than women.
Women are illogical.
Women are hysterical and emotional.
Men are cold and heartless.
Women like shoes and celebrity magazines.
Women are shallow and only interested in money.
Men only judge women on the way they look.
Women are incapable of sarcasm.
I must be like an anti-female going from the posts in this thread. Maybe I've got a penis I don't know about.
If a man grows a beard, he's still able to attract the opposite sex; if women grow a beard, not so much.