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Weird things you're scared of

Got to thinking about this last night.

My ex housemate has a genuine phobia of midgets. It sounds funny, until one time she saw one walking towards her and ran into the road in panic, and was nearly hit by a bus. Then it's hilarious.

I'm scared of people dressed up in costumes, like at Disneyland or family pubs. What freaks me out about them, is the social compliance aspect. We're supposed to act like they're actualy a giant teddy bear, and if you don't want to treat them like that, and let them cuddle you (urgh) then apparently that's you being strange. It could be a bloke in his 40s who lives in his Mum's basement, but I'm supposed to let him touch me becuase of what he's wearing? If he was wearing a nappy, would I have to treat him like a baby? It's weird.

Strange things my friends are scared of include buttons, cotton wool and balloons.

Any odd ones to add?

I'm really quite phobic about blowing up balloons. Can't do it. And licking envelopes is a bad one for me too ever since I got two paper cuts in the corners of my mouth so bad I looked like the Joker for about a week after. You have no idea of the pain.

Quote: Lee Henman @ May 10 2011, 10:29 AM BST

And licking envelopes is a bad one for me too ever since I got two paper cuts in the corners of my mouth so bad I looked like the Joker for about a week after. You have no idea of the pain.

My advice - steer clear of the Kevin Spacey movie Swimming With Sharks.

Quote: JoLaw @ May 10 2011, 10:22 AM BST

If he was wearing a nappy, would I have to treat him like a baby? It's weird.

Only if he paid.

The only thing I'm afraid of is the sky falling on our heads.

Quote: Lee Henman @ May 10 2011, 10:29 AM BST

And licking envelopes is a bad one for me

I was once told that OHMS envelopes were made in prison and that you should not lick them because the prisoners piss in the glue. I have no idea if this is true but I do not lick envelopes.

Street sweepers.

Don't forget tomatoes, Nat.

You weirdo :P

I'm not SCARED of tomatoes. I just find them disgusting when raw.

You wouldn't let me touch it!

The tomato, that is.

IT WAS DISGUSTING. if you had touched the tomato goo I wouldnt have been able to look at you!

WEIRDO!

:S

Huh?

Buttons, but only when they are not attached to clothing, the smaller they are the worse my phobia is. In fact I don't really like any small, spherical or round objects, especially those silver balls that are used to decorate cakes, horrid things.

Quote: Tony Cowards @ May 10 2011, 3:06 PM BST

Buttons, but only when they are not attached to clothing, the smaller they are the worse my phobia is. In fact I don't really like any small, spherical or round objects, especially those silver balls that are used to decorate cakes, horrid things.

Welcome to hell!

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