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The difference between Men and Women thread Page 3

Quote: Marc P @ May 9 2011, 11:22 AM BST

Is it licorice?

I'll get on to Bassettes and find out for you

Quote: Timbo @ May 9 2011, 11:22 AM BST

I am sure you would have no problem getting it through your letter box.

:D

Isn't it spelled 'liquorice'? A wizard should know better!

:)

Quote: Vader @ May 9 2011, 11:26 AM BST

Isn't it spelled 'liquorice'? A wizard should know better!

Either or old bean.

Quote: Timbo @ May 9 2011, 11:22 AM BST

I am sure you would have no problem getting it through your letter box.

Good one Timbo! Don't worry, I'm sure you could both fit it through your respective letterboxes.

Quote: Marc P @ May 9 2011, 11:27 AM BST

Either or old bean.

Oh, ok then, I've never seen it spelled with a 'c' before.

One difference is that some men may actually think that we women actually like those freakish monstrosities...we don't (well I dont)

Quote: Shandonbelle @ May 9 2011, 11:41 AM BST

One difference is that some men may actually think that we women actually like those freakish monstrosities...we don't (well I dont)

I think that one is for a woman and her special friend.

I think Shandonbelle was referring to penises in general.

Quote: Marc P @ May 9 2011, 11:44 AM BST

I think that one is for a woman and her special friend.

The only special friend on my bedside locker is a fishermans

Quote: Timbo @ May 9 2011, 11:47 AM BST

I think Shandonbelle was referring to penises in general.

Yes , Im beginning to regret bringing it up.. boom boom

You'd rather suck on a fisheman's friend?

Quote: Marc P @ May 9 2011, 11:48 AM BST

You'd rather suck on a fisheman's friend?

:D ;)

I tried to resist, honestly!

Quote: Marc P @ May 9 2011, 11:50 AM BST

I tried to resist, honestly!

Ah, so you sucked on a fisherman's friend...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lI8ecF3VzMM

Mouths were made for tankards and for sucking at the bung!

Quote: Marc P @ May 9 2011, 11:59 AM BST

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lI8ecF3VzMM

Liked that :D

Quote: DaButt @ May 9 2011, 3:15 AM BST

It took me years to realize that men seek a logical solution when confronted by a problem while women just want you to listen and commiserate without offering a solution.

Often true.

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ May 9 2011, 8:30 AM BST

I think the best characterization of the differences to come from the world of cinema was in As Good As It Gets, in which Jack Nicholson plays a misanthropic romance novelist.

Receptionist: How do you write women so well?

Melvin Udall: I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.

You do remember that he was playing a bit of a c**t in that film who didn't understand women?
:)

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