It took me years to realize that men seek a logical solution when confronted by a problem while women just want you to listen and commiserate without offering a solution.
The difference between Men and Women thread Page 2
Quote: Tim Walker @ May 9 2011, 1:05 AM BSTYes, sensitive, emotionally-literate, progressive "new" men such as myself are.
For example, here's a picture of me on a typical day...
(I'm the one on the left.)
Why isn't the man wearing any clothes? Is this normal for father/son playtime?
I think the best characterization of the differences to come from the world of cinema was in As Good As It Gets, in which Jack Nicholson plays a misanthropic romance novelist.
Receptionist: How do you write women so well?
Melvin Udall: I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.
Yep, that and men are hard, women aren't, simple!
One big difference is that woman can find cute objects hysterically funny just because they are "soooo cute".
men are from mars women want penis
Quote: DaButt @ May 9 2011, 3:15 AM BSTIt took me years to realize that men seek a logical solution when confronted by a problem while women just want you to listen and commiserate without offering a solution.
Yeah, that.
Women only go in the women's toilets.
(That's a joke about a pervert)
When if fact it's: Men only go in the men's toilet.
Quote: Leevil @ May 9 2011, 10:47 AM BSTWhen if fact it's: Men only go in the men's toilet.
That's because all men without exception are potential rapists.
Quote: JoLaw @ May 9 2011, 10:47 AM BSTYeah, that.
What's that you say?
Quote: Kevin Murphy @ May 9 2011, 10:49 AM BSTThat's because all men without exception are potential rapists.
As are all women potential rape victims.
Except y'know, the ugly ones.
Quote: Leevil @ May 9 2011, 10:52 AM BSTAs are all women potential rape victims.
Except y'know, the ugly ones.
The greatest difference between men and women is the ratio between 'time spent on the telephone' and 'useful information shared'.
Quote: Timbo @ May 8 2011, 11:57 PM BST
I wonder what kind of jiffy bag that arrives in the post in?
Personally I don't like the look of it one bit 
I am sure you would have no problem getting it through your letter box.
Quote: Shandonbelle @ May 9 2011, 11:20 AM BSTI wonder what kind of jiffy bag that arrives in the post in?
Personally I don't like the look of it one bit
Is it licorice?