Also just found out the bin needs taking out. Will this pain never end?
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And these Libyans think they've got it bad right now? *tuts*
Quote: Tim Walker @ May 8 2011, 8:57 PM BSTAnd these Libyans think they've got it bad right now? *tuts*
Libya is a veritable paradise compared to the industrious struggle that is my housekeeping.
'Punch Post Latest'; Dellas resigns from British Comedy Guide!!
Reutors latest;' Lesbian triangle fighting' pimp led- has caused furore in England. GB.
Pope prays for reconciliation.
The Queen believies it is quote; 'Post Wedding Hysterics'
President Obama; 'It will quieten down soon'
David Cameron; 'The alternative vote always a non-starter'
Nick Clegg; 'I've given up all hope'
If you're resigning at least sign out!
I can hear someone singing "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes" somewhere nearby. 
I hope someone really is this time!
Forgot to wear a belt today. Looking gansta (ie stupid).
Quote: Marc P @ May 9 2011, 10:40 AM BSTI hope someone really is this time!
It's quite catchy!
Quote: chipolata @ May 9 2011, 10:41 AM BSTIt's quite catchy!
Nothing beats 'wind the bobbin up' 
Quote: Shandonbelle @ May 9 2011, 10:44 AM BSTNothing beats 'wind the bobbin up'
Is this a euphemism?
Quote: Shandonbelle @ May 9 2011, 10:44 AM BSTNothing beats 'wind the bobbin up'
I like "The Grand Old Duke Of York" with his 10,000 men marching up and down a hill.
Quote: Marc P @ May 9 2011, 10:46 AM BSTIs this a euphemism?
It certain kinds of minds, maybe 
actually that used to be my sons favourite rhyme,I love the old nursery rhymes but when you listen to the words a lot of them are quite dark and violent!
Quote: chipolata @ May 9 2011, 10:59 AM BSTI like "The Grand Old Duke Of York" with his 10,000 men marching up and down a hill.
I can play that on the guitar!
Quote: Marc P @ May 9 2011, 11:01 AM BSTI can play that on the guitar!
I better dinner parties with you fly by!