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Quote: Ben @ May 8 2011, 9:09 PM BST

You could never mistake Elliot for a rapist. He's more like a friendly lion.

Haha! Perhaps true, actually.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 8 2011, 9:07 PM BST

Elliot has stopped doing that... because I scream and make him "look like a rapist"...

To be fair, it's mainly the picture they showed of him on Crimewatch which has led to that problem.

Oh...

I'm surprised there hasn't been any type of BCG punchup yet. Saying that, I did once see David Bussell toss Matt Stott across a room, but that's another story...

Quote: Ben @ May 8 2011, 9:17 PM BST

I'm surprised there hasn't been any type of BCG punchup yet.

Well, if I ever start drinking again...

Quote: Ben @ May 8 2011, 9:17 PM BST

I did once see David Bussell toss Matt Stott.

Did you pay for the privelege?

Actually Charlie is a real pussycat.

she's only been locked up once by the police.

Quote: Chappers @ May 8 2011, 10:07 PM BST

she's only been locked up once by the police.

And that was only after she begged them to. ;)

I think I'd do ok in a fight...but only because Nat would back me up while I hid in a corner and cried. I drive to gigs, I'm useful :D

Getting me to do your dirty work now??

Can you imagine me in a fight though, Nat? Seriously?

I neeeeeed you Hug

Quote: Nat Wicks @ May 7 2011, 3:07 PM BST

1. Angie Baby

I don't think that growing up in Johannesburg and Glasgow made me hard, but the holidays in Beirut probablly didn't help :)

My hard credentials took a knock this weekend when I was the judge of the 'Musical Statues' and 'Best Dancer' awards at my friends daughter's communion party. It was breaking my heart to tell kids ranging from 4 to 14 to get off the dance floor because they were rubbish. I have so much respect for Amanda Holden after that experience. I just wish I'd worn waterproof mascara!

Quote: Tim Walker @ May 8 2011, 9:09 PM BST

I was so shocked I didn't get an erection until several hours later when alone back in my hotel room. :O

Laughing out loud

Teary As the hardest female member, no one mentioned me all night.

That can only mean I have no friends anymore, you seem afraid of me.

There is only one way to resolve this..... resign... Goodbye chums thanks for knowing you all.

Will try to find solace in a less aggresive arena, bravado only lasts 700 posts.

Quote: dellas @ May 9 2011, 5:05 AM BST

you seem afraid of me.

I hear you.

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:( Is that a goodbye? thanks if it was...

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