Quote: Gavin @ May 8 2011, 7:50 PM BST20 years is a long time to invest for relatively no positives.
20 years? That could be 20 x a year's worth of sexual activity.
Sounds ok to me.
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Quote: TopBanana @ May 8 2011, 8:18 PM BST20 years? That could be 20 x a year's worth of sexual activity.
Sounds ok to me.
If your objective in life it to procreate. Then yes that does sound the ideal situation.
20 years? A piffling trifle. Try 37. Procreated twice.
Yeah, but big tits, eh...?
Quote: TopBanana @ May 8 2011, 8:18 PM BST20 years? That could be 20 x a year's worth of sexual activity.
Sounds ok to me.
Boy, do you have a lot to learn!
I know. But
-I'll keep my sex life spicy when I'm married.
-I'll never get a pot belly.
-I'll never cheat.
-I'll always try and tell her she's beautiful even if she isn't.
-My penis is quite large.
Quote: TopBanana @ May 8 2011, 9:18 PM BSTI know. But
-I'll keep my sex life spicy when I'm married.
-I'll never get a pot belly.
-I'll never cheat.
-I'll always try and tell her she's beautiful even if she isn't.
-My penis is quite large.
Oh, TopBanana, you sound just like I did 10 years ago. Minus the quite large penis bit.
'Very large' in your case, Ben?
Quote: TopBanana @ May 8 2011, 9:30 PM BST'Very large' in your case, Ben?
Smaller than a baby's.
Smaller than a baby?
Oh, "baby's".....
I've had some insight about relationships recently.
I used to believe that all men were total bastards. Then I learned that I wasn't really being fair. All women are total bastards too.
It's not all doom and gloom though, I'm getting a cat next week.
Yes cats are noted for being entirely selfless and philanthropic.
Quote: JoLaw @ May 8 2011, 9:45 PM BSTI've had some insight about relationships recently.
I used to believe that all men were total bastards. Then I learned that I wasn't really being fair. All women are total bastards too.
It's not all doom and gloom though, I'm getting a cat next week.
Just the one?
They don't hog the remote, they don't argue, don't play mind games and don't mess you around. And you can take them in a fight.
Quote: JoLaw @ May 8 2011, 9:45 PM BSTI've had some insight about relationships recently.
I used to believe that all men were total bastards. Then I learned that I wasn't really being fair. All women are total bastards too.
It's not all doom and gloom though, I'm getting a cat next week.
I read that as 'I'm getting a car next week'. 
We're all a bunch of bastards, but it is all about choosing the less bastardy person you can find.