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No mention of Charlie?

Eh?

As a highly skilled practitioner of psychogical torture, I claim the title. Ask my children.

P.S. Hope Childline doesn't monitor this board.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ May 7 2011, 3:07 PM BST

Last: Scats- though she would still win any fight because everyone around her would protect her because she's a delicate flower.

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And no tattoo yettt!

I know but I thought I would make that weak joke/pun/um whatever it was??

Quote: chipolata @ May 7 2011, 4:32 PM BST

Hardness really isn't an attractive quality in a woman. In a man, either. The 'hard' people I have known I've not wanted to be around much.

This.

Quote: Oldrocker @ May 7 2011, 9:29 PM BST

No mention of Charlie?

Eh?

Good call. The only person on these boards I am genuinely frightened of.

Does she post on here any more though?

Quote: Vader @ May 8 2011, 1:03 AM BST

Does she post on here any more though?

"makes sign of the cross and looks for garlic in the fridge"

Quote: Nat Wicks @ May 7 2011, 3:07 PM BST

That's the worst list ever. Here's mine:

1. Angie Baby (providing her back isn't playing up)
2. Me (you would be surprised- as long as it didn't involve running anywhere)
3. AndreaLynne (mama bear)
4. Ellie (fit and nimble, I imagine fast like lightening)
*then a load of other ladies I don't know too well*
2nd to last: Zooo (sorry)
Last: Scats- though she would still win any fight because everyone around her would protect her because she's a delicate flower.

How dare you! What did my list ever do to you? I did forget about Angie Baby and maybe one or two others, but apart from that it was perfect.

Quote: Oldrocker @ May 8 2011, 1:05 AM BST

"makes sign of the cross and looks for garlic in the fridge"

That bad, eh?

Quote: Vader @ May 8 2011, 1:08 AM BST

That bad, eh?

Be afraid, be very afraid.

:D As No1 hardest female feel compelled, and flattered to be 1st in anything, to respond.

Very difficult to decide opponents as gender not obvious, so have to plump for the few available.
Feel like 'Biffa Bacon' however; in no particular order;

1 Nat Wicks [any female stand up comedienne is tough]

2 Me [reputation]
3 Lady Laughter [good punch]

4 Charlie [aggresive]

5 Ellie [fast jab]

5 Shandonbelle [good put downs]

The rest are outsiders, I quickly swallow spinach in anticipation!

I used to beat chaps at arm wrestling! long ago.

What evil demon thought this thread up? stirring bastardo! Angry ;)

I think it was Nat Wicks, there's only one way to settle this - FIGHT!

Quote: Vader @ May 8 2011, 8:52 AM BST

FIGHT!

Sometimes peoople don't actually want to FIGHT but are provoked or made to feel they have to prove something,sometimes its other people who want to enjoy the spectacle,sometimes people set out to FIGHT,sometimes people FIGHT when they don't know how to communicate any other way
Ive now ran out of sometimes :)

You haven't been beating people up have you? If you're going to beat anyone up it should be one or more of your fellow 'hardest female forum member' contestants.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ May 7 2011, 3:07 PM BST

That's the worst list ever. Here's mine:

1. Angie Baby (providing her back isn't playing up)
2. Me (you would be surprised- as long as it didn't involve running anywhere)
3. AndreaLynne (mama bear)
4. Ellie (fit and nimble, I imagine fast like lightening)
*then a load of other ladies I don't know too well*
2nd to last: Zooo (sorry)
Last: Scats- though she would still win any fight because everyone around her would protect her because she's a delicate flower.

Thanks for the mention Nat!!!

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