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Hardest Female Forum Member

Clearly any of the males on here could batter any of the female members, that goes without saying, so I thought I'd start another thread just about the females. Ideally they'd all fight each other home and away to decide who's the hardest, but I have a feeling that might not happen.

And since there doesn't seem to be that many females on here I thought I'd rank all the ones I can think of. Starting with the hardest and working my way down, so to speak.

1. Dellas - the only one who's mentioned beating someone up that I've seen.

2. Sophie - a little monster, though she seems to have been chased off.

3. Lady Laughter - if she's as fierce as her critique then she'll be pretty hard...

4. Tracy

5. AndreaLynne

6. Shandonbelle

7. Scatterbrained Floozy

8. zooo

9. Nat Wicks

10. Ellie JP

Ellie seems to be the leeast hard.

I'm probably forgetting some people, these are the ones I've come across on here, assuming they're all female and there's no females masquerading as males etc.

What are other peoples thought on the matter? You don't have to rank them all, but it might be more fun if you do.

Quote: Vader @ May 7 2011, 2:42 AM BST

10. Ellie JP

Ellie seems to be the leeast hard.

Blasphemy.

Quote: Vader @ May 7 2011, 2:42 AM BST

Clearly any of the males on here could batter any of the female members, that goes without saying,

How do you explain that, reportedly, males account for 40% of all victims of domestic violence?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-11196907

Insufficent Stella drinking obviously

Quote: Vader @ May 7 2011, 2:42 AM BST

7. Scatterbrained Floozy

8. zooo

9. Nat Wicks

10. Ellie JP

Ellie seems to be the leeast hard.
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I'm actually in hysterics that I'm seen as being less hard than the ladies above me. Laughing out loud

Although, I have met these lovely ladies.

Touch Rugby isn't hard Ellie - it's like the ooooh you're it game! :)

Im about as hard as a marshmallow sandwich in a matress factory,and I'll fight anyone who says otherwise

Clearly the only way to find out is for them all to fight eachother.

Preferably in custard.

Nekid.

s'the only way :)

No mention for Veronica? Never 'met' her as she was several years before I arrived but boy does that reputation live on!

Sorry seems to be the hardest bird, according to Elton John.

But I'd go Ellie.

Quote: EllieJP @ May 7 2011, 9:20 AM BST

I'm actually in hysterics that I'm seen as being less hard than the ladies above me. Laughing out loud

Although, I have met these lovely ladies.

Ranking you women was half the fun! Though of the bottom 4 I only have any idea what you and Nat look like or anything.

Feel free to post your own rankings though, same goes for everyone else. Especially the female members on here, that would be especially fun! :D

Though come to think of it, that first bit does sound like fighting talk. Pirate

Quote: KLRiley @ May 7 2011, 11:20 AM BST

No mention for Veronica? Never 'met' her as she was several years before I arrived but boy does that reputation live on!

Strangely I forgot about her! I have no idea who she is, though I have seen you lot go on about her. Was she hard then?

Quote: Nil Putters @ May 7 2011, 12:09 PM BST

Sorry seems to be the hardest bird, according to Elton John.

But I'd go Ellie.

Harder than Dellas, the Soph monster and Lady Laughter? If she beats up the girls in 4th to 9th place I'll give her 4th, but I can't see her climbing any higher than that...

Quote: Vader @ May 7 2011, 12:49 PM BST

Strangely I forgot about her! I have no idea who she is, though I have seen you lot go on about her. Was she hard then?

Not really. The female pecking order was firmly established during the infamous all-in cat fight that was won by Suzy Cocktail, followed by Dr Mato and James Cotter.

Haha, Suzy Cocktail? Does she still post on here? And is Dr Mato female?

Quote: lofthouse @ May 7 2011, 10:52 AM BST

Clearly the only way to find out is for them all to fight eachother.

Preferably in custard.

Nekid.

s'the only way :)

This is the most legitimate way to determine womens hardness, certainly.

Quote: Vader @ May 7 2011, 1:05 PM BST

Haha, Suzy Cocktail? Does she still post on here? And is Dr Mato female?

I'm not sure. James Cotter will know these things.

Any of those women could spank my ass, and not in a kinky way, either.

*wimp*

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