I've decided it is the greatest thing on the internet.
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Do we have an MIA thread?/where are they?/has anyone heard a peep out of?
Just wondered.
More from Dr Sex:
From above your penis might look small - from where I'm standing, you look fine! Have penis confidence!
Make friends with your vagina. Talk to it.
Male G-spot. Glide ur finger in2 his hole - palm down in2 his sac. U should find a pea or bean like object inside his anus.
Board games can be great fun. Turn off the TV and play a board game together. It's a lovely feeling
I hope everyone is enjoying this sunny spring day - Dr Peter Thraft
If your new boyfriend has a large penis (extra 3") then tell him you're nervous and if he loves you he'll do something about it.
Sorry for confusion. What I meant was if he cared about her he wouldn't go full throttle into piston motion and/or lube
Hold hands whilst falling asleep. Breathe in synch with one another. As you fall into sleeping wakefulness whisper 'we are one' - let go.
Ladies, pay close attention 2 the corona on ur partner's penis. (Ridge where the head meets the shaft). It's my favourite part of the penis.
Quote: KLRiley @ May 5 2011, 4:36 PM BSTAnd now for something completely different...
Do we have an MIA thread?/where are they?/has anyone heard a peep out of?
Just wondered.
Sorry to keep going on about this, but these two tweets from Dr Sex will be the last I repost:
Should every gay guy bottom? Some gay guys think so. If you're gay and you want to bottom, I say go for it. Good luck.
Homosexuality is found in 450+ species. Homophobia is found in only one. Which one seems unnatural now?
Quote: TopBanana @ May 6 2011, 4:46 PM BSTHomosexuality is found in 450+ species. Homophobia is found in only one. Which one seems unnatural now?
I once pointed out to a homophobic dog-owner (who was going on about homosexuality being unnatural) that dogs are notoriously homosexual. She looked at me with utter astonishment.
Coincidentally her dog apparently died after that. 
OOOF!
Sex fact - 17% of men have had another man's hand on their penis.
100% more like.
Well, of those who had dads when they were babies.
Quote: zooo @ May 6 2011, 6:22 PM BST100% more like.
Well, of those who had dads when they were babies.
*PM's zooo Childline number for her brother*
Why is there no 'mark all threads as read' button on this here forum?
tut tut
https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/ There's one at the bottom of this page.
Quote: chipolata @ May 6 2011, 6:26 PM BST*PM's zooo Childline number for her brother*
how the hell did I miss that....
cheers! 
Well, I went and did that 'thing' I promised myself I'd do. I did it. I bloody did it.
Now.......the repercussions!
Quote: David Bussell @ May 6 2011, 10:02 AM BSThttps://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/13622/21#P743348
Cheers David.