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RIP Osama Bin Laden Page 12

Quote: sootyj @ May 5 2011, 7:43 PM BST

My Virgin train today was called 'Mission Accomplished' trufax

I hate Virgin trains. They're too seamless. They crash and they become your tomb. I like doors and windows I stand a chance of breaking through even if I am on fire.

what trains have windows that open thesendays?

I miss slamdoor stock

Quote: sootyj @ May 5 2011, 8:03 PM BST

what trains have windows that open thesendays? I miss slamdoor stock

Arriva Trains still have slamlock doors and slidedown windows. I guess it depends where in the countrx you are and who has the franchise.

Mods!!!

Off topic!!

Fine, back on topic.

I reckon the reason they won't show the photo is the commandos bummed Osama to death and put lipstick on him.

Happy Lofthouse? Are you happy Lofthouse?

I just wanted to talk about lovely old trains.

And now I have to post about the world's most evil man being sodomised to death.

You must be so proud.

Marc P's area has lovely old trains.

Quote: bigfella @ May 5 2011, 9:40 PM BST

Marc P's area has lovely old trannys.

Yes visit Britain has given them a goldstar award

Quote: lofthouse @ May 5 2011, 6:39 PM BST

"refusing to show a photo of the corpse. Because it's grisly? Are you kidding?"

i seem to recall they released a picture of Sadam Hussains sons with their faces mangled to f**k after they were killed off. Didnt bother them then!

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The release of these pictures caused a huge stink in America with a number of influential Muslim groups lobbying the government. As a result, a reconstructive pathology team comprising technicians from the Atlanta Military Hospital and leading plastic surgeons (at a cost of $270,000) rebuilt the faces of the dead brothers to allow open caskets to be used at the funerals. Whilst not perfect, the family were reasonably happy with the results:

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Ha! Aww.

Quote: chipolata @ May 5 2011, 6:47 PM BST

Why pretend to have killed Bin Laden?

So when he dies under torture no-one will know?

Quote: Nil Putters @ May 5 2011, 10:15 PM BST

Ha! Aww.

So when he dies under torture no-one will know?

You could be on to someting there!

I dunno how much would have been left of his head after a head shot though. In video games the head usually explodes.

Laughing out loud @ WillCam

Apparently if you play Osama's last speech backwards it sounds uncannily like the first episode of 'Big Top'. Coincidence? I think not.

George Galloway has said on his website video that he suspected that OBL had been killed after opening a suspect package addressed to Neil Lennon.

George Galloway is next.

Quote: sootyj @ May 6 2011, 4:32 PM BST

George Galloway is next.

Hopefully.

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