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A man did actually tell me that once. (The first part). Quite the odd thing to say, I thought.

"You are almost as beautiful as Love Thy Neighbour and almost as erotic as Are you being served."

Quote: zooo @ May 6 2011, 11:55 AM BST

A man did actually tell me that once. (The first part). Quite the odd thing to say, I thought.

Aaron's an old smoothy.

Quote: sootyj @ May 6 2011, 12:06 PM BST

"You are almost as beautiful as Love Thy Neighbour and almost as erotic as Are you being served."

Aaron's an old smoothy.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

I could kill each of you with my bare hands.

In fairness your hands are easily the size of large watermelons, have the density of concrete and are coursley surfaced like shark skins.

I saw you punch that heckler and he exploded.

I mean shit how did they get the bits of cranium off the ceiling.

It was like the bit in Watchmen when Doc Manhattan off's the Mafia hoods.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ May 6 2011, 4:23 PM BST

I could kill each of you with my bare breasts.

:O

LOL.

I once saw a fellow pupil at high school smash a chair over a teachers back. I'll get him to join. He's hard.

Quote: TopBanana @ May 6 2011, 5:45 PM BST

LOL.

I once saw a fellow pupil at high school smash a chair over a teachers back. I'll get him to join. He's hard.

I'd say violent rather than hard. If the teacher had of smashed your friend across the back with a chair and he'd got up and punched his lights out. Now that's hard.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ May 6 2011, 5:37 PM BST

:O

Unimpressed

Cool Do not forget my victory over the fight with a MU fan, OK ! Angry ;)

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