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Bad leg / foot now. Hurty!

Have to go London tommorow.

Charing Cross to Cromwell Rd in taxi? Break the bank?

Hlepping the wife pruuf reed her resume

Tuuumble Bee

BCG's most irrepresible poster helps his with wife his resume. He's delighted with his work only to discover it's a confession to being Osama Bin Laden. And not only he has corrected it, he's signed it.
Fortunately the US army forget to shoot him before dumping him in the Atlantic. His wife having collected 25 million dollars is for once sympathetic when he swims home.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ May 5 2011, 2:00 PM BST

Sounds like something me and Jo Law are doing.

I imagine it's girl on girl related.

Savouring a possible bad night for Labour ( traitors to the working class) in the Scottish elections.

:( I agree in general...

Too tired to watch any more results.

:( OH I can't believe it!, everything I do can result in a stroke!
This is according to BBC news; coffee, strenious activity, constipation, sex ,chocolate and stress! an every day occurence- people take care!!...

Quote: dellas @ May 6 2011, 6:15 AM BST

:( OH I can't believe it!, everything I do can result in a stroke!
This is according to BBC news; coffee, strenious activity, constipation, sex ,chocolate and stress! an every day occurence- people take care!!...

Coffee, sex and blowing your nose could increase the risk of a type of stroke, say researchers in the Netherlands.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-13294022

"A lot more research needs to be carried out to assess whether each of the identified triggers could directly cause an aneurysm to rupture."

Quote: Nogget @ May 6 2011, 8:58 AM BST

Coffee, sex and blowing your nose could increase the risk of a type of stroke, say researchers in the Netherlands.

Is this only if you do all three at the same time?

Quote: roscoff @ May 6 2011, 9:55 AM BST

Is this only if you do all three at the same time?

Luckily, I don't blow my nose that much.

Chip just coughed but it was enormously loud.

Quote: chipolata @ May 6 2011, 10:19 AM BST

Chip just coughed but it was enormously loud.

I hope he had warm hands!

Quote: Marc P @ May 6 2011, 10:22 AM BST

I hope he had warm hands!

:D

You've made me smile with your smut, Marc.

Lol

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