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I'm surprised nobody's mentioned its temporal proximity to Obama's re-election campaign announcement.

Fox News: Barrack Osama and Obama Bin Laden.

Apparently anagram of Osama Bin Laden is 'Lob da man in sea'.

Quote: roscoff @ May 4 2011, 8:09 PM BST

Apparently anagram of Osama Bin Laden is 'Lob da man in sea'.

And: Abandons Email

"Osama bin Laden had 500 Euros (about $745) in cash and two telephone numbers sewn into his clothing when he was killed, a source present at a classified briefing on the operation Tuesday told CNN Wednesday."

Quote: TopBanana @ May 4 2011, 8:44 PM BST

"Osama bin Laden had 500 Euros (about $745) in cash and two telephone numbers sewn into his clothing when he was killed, a source present at a classified briefing on the operation Tuesday told CNN Wednesday."

Sounds like he was going out on the lash

Quote: Griff @ May 4 2011, 8:16 PM BST

He's changed since The Snowman.

You mean the Snowman was OBL's frozen corpse!

Quote: Griff @ May 4 2011, 8:16 PM BST

He's changed since The Snowman.

You mean the Snowman was OBL's frozen corpse!

I think that picture they released might be fake though.

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Quote: TopBanana @ May 4 2011, 7:44 PM BST

Conspiracy theorist weirdo Alex Jones was on the radio (talkSPORT) last night claiming that OBL had been killed years back and kept in 'deep freeze' until an opportune moment came for the US govt to announce they'd 'killed' him.

Bowlocks!

Mind you, it was weird that it happened a day or two after the royal wedding.....planned?

I heard this on the wireless.

It seems there is a conspiracy theory that he died a number of years ago and was kept on ice pending a Presidential election.

If so, why would Bush leave him for Obama to claim the credit?

If OBL was killed years ago, wouldn't the media have be alrted to to the huge shrine that they claim would appear at his place of burial?

So now Bin Laden has gone, which BCG regular will 'co-incidentally' cease posting?

@Marc P, Murphy, Bussell, Sooty Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Quote: DaButt @ May 4 2011, 2:28 PM BST

Ever walked the streets of New Orleans at night?

Ever waited for a night bus in Bermondsey?

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ May 4 2011, 10:26 AM BST

Never took you for a conspiracy theorist Godot.

I'm not, which is why I don't believe they just shot him. What really offends me is journos presenting the claims as fact when they are so unlikely.

Quote: Godot Taxis @ May 5 2011, 12:27 AM BST

@Marc P,
I'm not, which is why I don't believe they just shot him. What really offends me is journos presenting the claims as fact when they are so unlikely.

While I get your point, isn't that exactly what journalists are supposed to do - present the news to us?

I'm personally pretty tired of gossip and opinions being mixed in and fed to us as "news". For a change, the official line is being reported, and most papers are avoiding rumours. It's quite refreshing, whether you believe it or not!

Quote: Nogget @ May 5 2011, 12:26 AM BST

So now Bin Laden has gone, which BCG regular will 'co-incidentally' cease posting?

Well, ITDavid has been quiet for a while.

I've long suspected he is somewhere in the Bora Mountains but doesn't have an internet connection hence his absence from the forums . . .

Quote: Nogget @ May 5 2011, 12:26 AM BST

So now Bin Laden has gone, which BCG regular will 'co-incidentally' cease posting?

Not a BCG regular, but weirdly the World's most wanted man looks a lot like the World's least wanted man.

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Andre

I just wonder what Al Jazeera's coverage would've been if Obama had been the the target, and how many conspiracy theories would have been entertained if the positions were reversed?

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