Worst idea for a Dr Who series? Page 2

Quote: lofthouse @ May 3 2011, 10:50 PM BST

Planet of the Nudes

The Doctor is forced to crash land on a strange world where zombie like humanoids, all of whom are totally nude, as in completely Billy Bollocks, surround the Tardis and begin waving their willys at him in a menacing fashion.

The Doctor refuses to come until theyve all seen sense and put some damn clothes on, for the love of God.

When they refuse, he reciprocates by mooning out of one of the Tardis' rear windows.

Overpowered by the sight of the Doctors hairy white ass they flee in terror to cover up their cobblers.

Victorious, the Doctor makes himself a brew and has a nice slice of that Carrot cake he's been saving.

To be continued......

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It's like a lost RTD script

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Featuring monsters capable of wiping you from history merely by ignoring you at social functions.

The Pyramid Tea bags of Barse
Civilisation is threatened when an ancient Egyptian God makes some seriously foul tea with his perenium

The Curse of Ben's Prick
Much loved BCGer terrifies Sylvest McCoy with "that" photo on his mobi

Blinkety Blink
Celebrities have to guess the answers the weeping angels would have picked

Who let the Dogs out!
Episode with a posible spin off where the Doctor rates the hotness of all his previous female companions in a Big Brother style game show.

Tegan! Please leave the Bigger on the inside Brother Tardis And mind the Black Heeurl ootside.

Quote: Griff @ May 3 2011, 11:01 PM BST

Blenk

BCG regular threatens to slow down passage of time forever by recounting his struggles with the Newsjack autoreply system

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The John Walters of Mars
Evil Alien's make David Tenant eat dog poo in space, it's not Divine.

One Man & His Robotic Dog

The Doctor enters K9 in BBC 2's flagship sheep hurding program - One Man & His Dog.

He is disqualified in the semi-finals when K9 misunderstands the command "COME BY!" to mean "FIRE LASER CONTROLED PULSE-BEAM AT" and eleven sheep are incinerated live on air.

The BBC is flooded with complaints from wishy-washy lefty animal rights nutters and K9 is put down by lethal injection.

K9 Has company
Earth invaded and conquered by Axons as GAY9 too busy to help having a sexy party with Adric and Captain Jack

The Talents of Wang Chung

The Doctor is tortured by 80s musicians imploring him (and, indeed, everybody) to "wang chung" tonight.

Silence in the Library

*whispers* The Doctor goes to a library.

Pyramids of Ma's

The Doctor seeks the perfect way to describe his pointy-breasted Oedipus complex.

The Five Doctors

The Doctor enters into a GP consortium with four other healthcare providers only to find it doesn't deliver what had been promised.

DOCTORS

The Doctor's Tardis blows up and he has the choice to either sign on or go to work in Birmingham.

The Sarah Jane Dentures

Quote: Griff @ May 3 2011, 11:01 PM BST

Blenk

BCG regular threatens to slow down passage of time forever by recounting his struggles with the Newsjack autoreply system

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The She Devils
Faye Weldon and army of frumpy feminist fish bitches mess with John Pertwee

Dr Woo

Trying to capitalise on the continued democratising / Westernisation of China, BBC top brass ropes in Andrew Lloyd Webber to find an oriental Doctor. "How do you solve a problem like boring shitty scripts / self smugness" goes out on Saturday nights at 7pm.

The Reg of Destruction
Budget strapped serial from the 60s where Dr Who faces his most terrible enemy. A man called Reg from Wolverhampton who keeps weeing on the Tardis and drawing cartoon cocks on it.
(Godot Taxi's favourite episode)

The Time Fiddler
Can Dr Who defeat the evil Time Lord the Fiddler. Hell bent on having a tommy tank at key points in history.

Quote: sootyj @ May 4 2011, 1:45 PM BST

The Reg of Destruction
Budget strapped serial from the 60s where Dr Who faces his most terrible enemy. A man called Reg from Wolverhampton who keeps weeing on the Tardis and drawing cartoon cocks on it.
(Godot Taxi's favourite episode)

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