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RIP Osama Bin Laden Page 7

Quote: sootyj @ May 3 2011, 2:01 PM BST

As for firefights in the 80s, the Taliban have nicked most of the credit for the far braver and more war like Mujahadeen.

And bin Laden fought with the Mujahideen.

Quote: chipolata @ May 3 2011, 2:02 PM BST

It probably took him by surprise. All those years of Bush incompetence had lulled him into a false sense of security.

The courier was being followed long before Obama took office. Better yet, the intelligence that made Osama's killing possible came from Gitmo detainees who had been waterboarded. Have fun wrapping your head around that.

Quote: DaButt @ May 3 2011, 2:51 PM BST

And bin Laden fought with the Mujahideen. The courier was being followed long before Obama took office. Better yet, the intelligence that made Osama's killing possible came from Gitmo detainees who had been waterboarded. Have fun wrapping your head around that.

I just think it's very funny that a Socialist Muslim president from Kenya has presided over something that true patriotic Americans like George Bush and Dick Cheney couldn't.

Quote: DaButt @ May 3 2011, 2:51 PM BST

The courier was being followed long before Obama took office. Better yet, the intelligence that made Osama's killing possible came from Gitmo detainees who had been waterboarded. Have fun wrapping your head around that.

Which will be revealed when anything is revealed by Guantanomo other than by the US army spin machine, the Red Cross or Wikileaks.

Quote: chipolata @ May 3 2011, 3:03 PM BST

I just think it's very funny that a Socialist Muslim president from Kenya has presided over something that true patriotic Americans like George Bush and Dick Cheney couldn't.

You just make yourself sound ignorant when you say things like that.

Quite that's just insulting and cheap.

And unecessary when you look at what a total disaster Guantanomo.

The astonishing thing is quite how vast the fibs are getting.

I for one am a little scared at Sooty's knowledge of Russian weapons.

Neil, you're not quite coming through clear.

This is nothing new

This is nothing new

Quote: sootyj @ May 3 2011, 8:37 AM BST

I doubt he died he was making films and audio up until very recently, and I think that would have been hard to fake.

I do think part of the reason we saw no footage, was he was a very sick man. Who wasn't much threat anymore and was just being kept on ice till it was time for his final performance.

Just in time for the restructuring of power in the Middle East. The old proSoviet dynasties going to be replaced by middle class free trade enthusiasts (with the slightest hint of democracy ce'st bon) or being quietened and neutered.

Frankly if I was Almajilabad I'd be writing my will about now,

I won't lie I haven't followed his career closely but I believe the last video was in 2004 and the last audio tape in 2006.

I've looked on itunes but I couldn't see anything to download.

They didn't shoot him. They obviously shot some people but he wasn't amongst them. He died years ago. Wake up.

Quote: DaButt @ May 3 2011, 4:24 PM BST

You just make yourself sound ignorant when you say things like that.

Especially if you say it in a Texas accent. Don't worry DaButt, no-one's seriously challenging your position of neo-con patsy with the biggest tits. We don't want you shooting us at the next meet with that handgun of yours.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/2011/05/02/2011-05-02_final_bin_laden_doomsday_tape_may_be_released_by_al_qaeda_disciples_us_officials.html

2010 and it referenced events in Israel (albeit like most of his statements it's Nostradamusesque in it's vagueness).

I doubt Osama was dead, the operation too kill him would have involved 100s sworn to secrecy. Not least of all the very ordinary US Muslim sailor who scrubbed his ball bag before chucking him to the fishes.

I think he was too ill to live in a cave or run away. And spent most of his time in a gilded cage till it was time for his last performance, getting shot in bed quite possibly asleep.

If there wasn't a conspiracy has been most fortuitous in how events in the Middle East have played out over the last 10 years.

Quote: DaButt @ May 3 2011, 1:42 PM BST

You'd have to be an idiot to believe that he didn't sleep with a firearm at his side; he had one in most of his videos. The guy is no stranger to gunfights (USSR in the 80s) and was the leader of a group which celebrates martyrdom as the greatest thing since sliced (pita) bread.

It's hard to imagine any scenario where he would surrender. The firefight last half an hour and he had plenty of time to give himself up if he'd wanted. He died as he wanted to die: fighting the infidels.

We know he was unarmed and the fact the fire fight lasted 40 mins means he had plenty of time to arm himsef if he'd wanted to - he of all people would be able to get a gun if he'd wanted. A chest shot and a head shot sounds like an execution.

Quote: Vader @ May 4 2011, 5:13 AM BST

A chest shot and a head shot sounds like an execution.

That's standard special ops shooting; Google "double tap."

Those guys are the best shooters in the world.

Lots of stuff in the news that he was unarmed when he got shot

Quote: chipolata @ May 3 2011, 11:15 AM BST

The woman probably sacrificed herself trying to save him. He was probably like Jesus to those who knew him. Although f**k knows why we should care about some dangerous mental woman.

He was six foot six, I imagine those sharp shooters could still have shot him in the head somehow, unless she had some really killer heels on.

Quote: Marc P @ May 4 2011, 8:27 AM BST

He was six foot six, I imagine those sharp shooters could still have shot him in the head somehow, unless she had some really killer heels on.

She might have been a very wide woman. Ideal for crouching behind.

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