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The woman probably sacrificed herself trying to save him. He was probably like Jesus to those who knew him. Although f**k knows why we should care about some dangerous mental woman.

I always think of all the women around ugly but powerful dictators and terrorists as being like that poor raped woman in Libya. Not there of their own accord.

Which is probably silly, but still.

Quote: zooo @ May 3 2011, 11:18 AM BST

I always think of all the women around ugly but powerful dictators and terrorists as being like that poor raped woman in Libya. Not there of their own accord. Which is probably silly, but still.

Some probably are, especially considering how badly Islamic countries seem to treat women. That said, there have now been a load of women suicide bombers and other women actively helping terrorists.

But it's also well docuented that women like powerful men and bastards. So perhaps it's not all that surprising.

I knew at least one woman who fancied Darth Vader.

Quote: Afinkawan @ May 3 2011, 11:33 AM BST

But it's also well docuented that women like powerful men and bastards. So perhaps it's not all that surprising.

Not ones who live in caves and shitholes though.

Quote: zooo @ May 3 2011, 11:36 AM BST

Not ones who live in caves and shitholes though.

That's why I'm still single.

Anyone considered they just didn't want any witnesses?

That compound didn't look too bad. Bit untidy, but acceptable.

Quote: Afinkawan @ May 3 2011, 11:33 AM BST

I knew at least one woman who fancied Darth Vader.

Cue well-worn heavy breathing gag.

Quote: chipolata @ May 3 2011, 12:31 PM BST

That compound didn't look too bad. Bit untidy, but acceptable.

Looked pretty disgusting in the footage I saw!
You need to raise your compound standards.

Quote: zooo @ May 3 2011, 12:41 PM BST

Looked pretty disgusting in the footage I saw!
You need to raise your compound standards.

They had a nice bit of garden to sunbathe in.

"I mourn the loss of thousands of precious lives, but I will not rejoice in the death of one, not even an enemy." - Martin Luther King, Jr

Quote: sootyj @ May 3 2011, 12:12 PM BST

Anyone considered they just didn't want any witnesses?

Several witnesses (women and children) were left behind unharmed.

Quote: TopBanana @ May 3 2011, 1:18 PM BST

"I mourn the loss of thousands of precious lives, but I will not rejoice in the death of one, not even an enemy." - Martin Luther King, Jr

Well, he was a famously jolly nice person.

Quote: TopBanana @ May 3 2011, 1:18 PM BST

"I mourn the loss of thousands of precious lives, but I will not rejoice in the death of one, not even an enemy." - Martin Luther King, Jr

That MLK quote is a fake.

http://www.theatlantic.com/national/archive/2011/05/out-of-osamas-death-a-fake-quotation-is-born/238220/

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