Worst idea for a Dr Who series?

Dr Who is ace an over excitable luvvy in a silly outfit wandering through space and time and Welsh gravel pits accompanied by a couple of Borderline Boilers.

US shows with their budgets, plots and CGI are no competition.

But supposing there was a rubbish Dr Who series (perish the thought) what would it be like?

THE TUMBLE WEEDS OF DEATH
Tom Baker versions genetically mutated West Country comics.

BRITNEY SPEAR HEAD FROM SPACE
Annoying plastic pop singer invades Earth, will it get custody of it's space babies?

Wouldn't it be much like any other series?

The Doctor can only travel in time by requesting a date from a 118 telephone enquiries line. Unfortunately he can only afford to travel 15 minutes into the past, which takes him back to the beginning of his call in an endless loop.

The Time Lords divert the Tardis to the hard shoulder of the M62 where he has to help a stranded motorist change a flat tyre.

.... And that's pretty much it.

No Daleks. No giant robots.

All a bit disappointing really.

Quote: sootyj @ May 2 2011, 8:46 PM BST

THE TUMBLE WEEDS OF DEATH

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There was an episode with dangerous tumbleweed-type things (the plant variety, not the group).

The Giant Rowboat

Can the Dr defeat the evil league of scientists and their rather large pleasure craft.

Dr Who and the Weeping Angels.

The Doctor defeats the weeping angels, by spraying Lynx into their eyes, causing them to fall.

The Horns of Simon.
The Doctor, Sarah Jane & Harry have to infiltrate the panel on a TV talent show in order to overthrow a short evil megalomaniac.
While there they have to pass judgement on the talents of Weng Chiang
As he sings some Fang Rock

The Doctor Will See You Now

The Doctor gets bored shitless with flying around interdimentional time space and lands in Bury town centre in 1982 to settle down once and for all.

He then applies for a job with the local medical centre and becomes a qualified GP.

He is a DOCTOR after all.

Unfortunately he gets struck off by the NHS after an incident involving an elderly ladies piles and his sonic screwdriver.

T

The Horn of Dereck Nimmon
Charming theatrical rue is strongly attracted to Tom Baker

Dalek invasion of Perth
Dalek's exterminate all intelligent life in Australian suburb, nobody notices.

"Doc Who"

In which the eponymous Doctor is an unconventionally dressed "Time Out Traveller", able to flip instantly between performance art openings in Camden, underground garage gigs in Brixton, and fringe comedy revues in Shoreditch. And nothing else.

CastroVulva.

The Doctor Jamie & Zoe go to 20th century Cuba to uncover the mystery of the sexchanging cigars

Planet of the Nudes

The Doctor is forced to crash land on a strange world where zombie like humanoids, all of whom are totally nude, as in completely Billy Bollocks, surround the Tardis and begin waving their willys at him in a menacing fashion.

The Doctor refuses to come until theyve all seen sense and put some damn clothes on, for the love of God.

When they refuse, he reciprocates by mooning out of one of the Tardis' rear windows.

Overpowered by the sight of the Doctors hairy white ass they flee in terror to cover up their cobblers.

Victorious, the Doctor makes himself a brew and has a nice slice of that Carrot cake he's been saving.

To be continued......

(queue wierd swirly kaleidoscope effects and diddly-do diddly-do theme tune)

I'd watch that.

Turn Left
He has a serious chat with Nick Clegg