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RIP Osama Bin Laden

Osama Bin Laden died in Pakistan this morning, at the all too young age of 54.

RIP, Osama. You'll be missed.

Im all at sea now

Aw, it's sad when your favourite terrorist dies. :(

Quote: Rob H @ May 2 2011, 12:58 PM BST

Aw, it's sad when your favourite terrorist dies. :(

Carlos the Jackal's my favourite terrorist. He did it all for the poontang.

Quote: chipolata @ May 2 2011, 1:02 PM BST

Carlos the Jackal's my favourite terrorist. He did it all for the poontang.

I've always been more of a Bobby Sands kind of guy.

Quote: Rob H @ May 2 2011, 1:04 PM BST

I've always been more of a Bobby Sands kind of guy.

Pff! Bobby Sands -The Karen Carpenter of terrorists.

Many a stand-up and comedy writer will today be mourning the loss of one of the greatest reference points of the last 10 years.

RIP :(

Quote: chipolata @ May 2 2011, 1:06 PM BST

Pff! Bobby Sands -The Karen Carpenter of terrorists.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Rob H @ May 2 2011, 1:04 PM BST

I've always been more of a Bobby Sands kind of guy.

Great martyr shite as an interior decorator.

Quote: Tim Walker @ May 2 2011, 1:09 PM BST

Many a stand-up and comedy writer will today be mourning the loss of one of the greatest reference points of the last 10 years.

RIP :(

What Dubya's dead?

I heard he was planning to dance on OBL's grave.

HE WAS BURIED AT SEA GEDDIT!

Quote: chipolata @ May 2 2011, 1:06 PM BST

Pff! Bobby Sands -The Karen Carpenter of terrorists.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Bah! Carlos the Jackal is just a rubbish Roy Orbison impersonator.

Quote: sootyj @ May 2 2011, 1:11 PM BST

I heard he was planning to dance on OBL's grave.

That's actually a pretty decent one liner. You should send it to somebody.

I'll send it to you.

Nah it's like a Micheal Jackson joke all the decent ones have been made.

Aparently Mossad masterminded the operation. Bin Laden's final words were
"I would have got away with it if it wasn't for those darn yids|!"

Quote: chipolata @ May 2 2011, 1:06 PM BST

Pff! Bobby Sands -The Karen Carpenter of terrorists.

Joke at the time:

John Lennon dies and goes up to heaven. He's met at the gates by St Peter.

"Hi John, nice to see you. We were going to have a party but Bobby Sands ate all the sandwiches"

Good riddance to the beardy bugger.

Never like the man, he wouldnt give a door a bang.

Seems all rather suss that they shot him, then buried his body at sea really quickly in an "oops, this isn't him, quick, let's get rid of the evidence" kind of way.

They would be pretty bloody stupid to do that. Seeing as the minute he turns up, the whole world would know they'd lied.
I don't believe they've done that for a minute.

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