Quote: zooo @ May 1 2011, 11:36 PM BST
I'm starting to think this whole gun thing is a bad idea...
Yes. It is a bad idea. Move from London to Norfolk!
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Quote: Marc P @ May 1 2011, 11:16 PM BSTEver done it though?
I stood up to the entire Soviet Union in the late 80s but they were too chicken to try anything. (And I wagged my middle finger at the gawking crew of a Soviet naval vessel while it transited the Panama Canal. They were not pleased.)
Quote: chipolata @ May 1 2011, 11:24 PM BSTWhat if the hardest man on the planet has a gun? He'll probably win against the 80 year old grandmother with a gun.
They aren't as hard as they'd like to think they are, but 20-year-old gang members are sent to an early grave by grandmothers on a regular basis. I would not recommend breaking into an elderly Texan's home.
Quote: DaButt @ May 2 2011, 12:01 AM BSTI stood up to the entire Soviet Union in the late 80s but they were too chicken to try anything.
That must have been a big nightclub.
Quote: DaButt @ May 2 2011, 12:03 AM BSTI stood up to the entire Soviet Union in the late 80s but they were too chicken to try anything. (And I wagged my middle finger at the gawking crew of a Soviet naval vessel while it transited the Panama Canal. They were not pleased.)
Good man!
Quote: Tim Walker @ May 1 2011, 11:30 PM BSTAttempting to fire some automatic weapons would probably be enough to knock most 80 y.o, grannies off their feet.
They don't get much bigger than the .50 cal: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X54mPti-dWs
There are a surprising number of YouTube videos of elderly women firing machine guns.
That's because many men have severely odd sexual fantasies.
Quote: DaButt @ May 2 2011, 12:07 AM BSTThere are a surprising number of YouTube videos of elderly women firing machine guns.
And of scantily-clad, big-breasted women firing machine guns.
But has anyone ever thought of combing the two, i.e. big-breasted, scantily-clad grannies firing machine guns?
Hhmmm, could be a niche market there... 
Quote: zooo @ May 2 2011, 12:16 AM BSTThat's because many men have severely odd sexual fantasies.
Have you been forced to dress up as Jack from On The Buses again? Honestly dear, he's not worth it!
"Blimey!"
I've often been described as 'nice' and get passed over for promotion which I think tells you all you need to know. It's ironic really as I'm actually made of concrete.
I suppose it comes back to what your definition of hard is, I think of hard as someone who'd be prepared to go to prison to do someone over, which probably doesn't apply to most of us. But when the Emperor was using force lightning on Luke I chucked that mofo off the balcony! Wait, was that me? I can't remember now...
Thanks you sod I work in janitorial services at the Death Star.
Do you know how hard it is to shift dead Sith Lord from a 3 mile deep tube eh?
Do you?
It took 3 bloody weeks to get rid of the smell.
I wondered what happened to him...
And then the sodding thing blew up. None unionised Ewok labour I reckon. I mean I know they just want to make a living, but they've got no understanding of interstellar health and safety laws. Not to mention shitting in the corridors. Not that I'm speciest anything, but it's Galactic Poliitcal Correctness turned to the dark side.
Shouldn't that be Galactic Imperial Political Correctness?
What are you one of those Jedi or summat?
It's PC3PO gone mad.