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Quote: DaButt @ May 1 2011, 11:15 PM BST

Guns are the great equalizers that allow you, me or an 80-year-old grandmother to stand up to the hardest men on the planet.

Ever done it though?

Quote: DaButt @ May 1 2011, 11:15 PM BST

Guns are the great equalizers that allow you, me or an 80-year-old grandmother to stand up to the hardest men on the planet.

What if the hardest man on the planet has a gun? He'll probably win against the 80 year old grandmother with a gun.

Unless the grandma has a machine gun.

Quote: chipolata @ May 1 2011, 11:24 PM BST

What if the hardest man on the planet has a gun? He'll probably win against the 80 year old grandmother with a gun.

You reckon?

Quote: zooo @ May 1 2011, 11:25 PM BST

Unless the grandma has a machine gun.

That is a gun Zooo! :)

Quote: chipolata @ May 1 2011, 11:24 PM BST

What if the hardest man on the planet has a gun? He'll probably win against the 80 year old grandmother with a gun.

Not sure about that. Being nearly dead already, the 80 y.o. grandmother has less to fear.

I mean if the man has a normal gun (whatever that is) and the grandma has a machine gun, she can win against the man!

Quote: zooo @ May 1 2011, 11:28 PM BST

I mean if the man has a normal gun (whatever that is) and the grandma has a machine gun, she can win against the man!

Attempting to fire some automatic weapons would probably be enough to knock most 80 y.o, grannies off their feet.

Maybe it's time for the 80 year old grandmother to go? She's had a good innings.

How about if the machinegun was on a tripod?

Quote: chipolata @ May 1 2011, 11:30 PM BST

Maybe it's time for the 80 year old grandmother to go? She's had a good innings.

The older you get, the younger does 80 seem!

Quote: chipolata @ May 1 2011, 11:30 PM BST

Maybe it's time for the 80 year old grandmother to go? She's had a good innings.

We're also assuming that, just because she's 80 years old, that granny is in the right here. That's ageist. Plus, a lot of old people may seem sweet and lovely now, but a fair number of them must have been right wankers when they were younger.

All in all I say granny should be taken out with a painless head shot. I think we've established that she deserves to die. :)

Quote: zooo @ May 1 2011, 11:28 PM BST

I mean if the man has a normal gun (whatever that is)

It's called a bazooka. ;)

Quote: zooo @ May 1 2011, 11:28 PM BST

I mean if the man has a normal gun (whatever that is) and the grandma has a machine gun, she can win against the man!

Yeah too late for that kinda rhetoric baby, he's done pulled that trigger!

Quote: chipolata @ May 1 2011, 11:30 PM BST

Maybe it's time for the 80 year old grandmother to go? She's had a good innings.

:D

Quote: Marc P @ May 1 2011, 11:35 PM BST

Yeah too late for that kinda rhetoric baby, he's done pulled that trigger!

I'm starting to think this whole gun thing is a bad idea...

Quote: Tim Walker @ May 1 2011, 11:33 PM BST

Plus, a lot of old people may seem sweet and lovely now, but a fair number of them must have been right wankers when they were younger.

All in all I say granny should be taken out with a painless head shot. I think we've established that she deserves to die. :)

A fair number of them are right arseholes when they're older!

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