What are you watching on TV? Page 1,428

Got the BBC 24 hour news on, to laugh at. No gay newsreader tonight but it's no less camp than it always is. Oh look, pictures of the pope in front of thousands of adoring fools. There's a surprise. The pope's never off the the 24 hour news, they must have a permanent studio at the vatican. He keeps the camp factor up high, even though his views upset many on the programme, they cannot help but admire the high campery of those papal ceremonies. It's a staple of the prog.

The 24 hour news was created by the controller to keep all the gays at the BBC usefully employed. Here they will hone their skills at creating camp TV and the worst offenders will get awarded with something really big to work on like Strictly Come Dancing or The One Show. The BBC eh? What have they become?

Alfred, have you got one of those fancy, clever televisions with the multiple screen settings? If so, I suggest that you might have to change your picture/audio defaults from "screaming!" to "moderately fey" to enjoy happy (but-not-too-happy) viewing.

Perhaps they're all friends of 'Aunty' Dorothy?...

They are indeed. Now watching Sabrina, never seen it before. Only on as background but Audrey Hepburn looks sexy in this and not merely glamorous. She should've kept that Latino look going imo.

Is completely at odds though with her posh Anglicised accent. This film spawned some famously cutting remarks from co star Bogie about her being an over refined, long necked preener or something. No they didn't get on off screen, I don't think. Definitely not his type.

Quote: Tim Walker @ May 1 2011, 11:47 AM BST

Alfred, have you got one of those fancy, clever televisions with the multiple screen settings? If so, I suggest that you might have to change your picture/audio defaults from "screaming!" to "moderately fey" to enjoy happy (but-not-too-happy) viewing.

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I have BBC One's Saturday night settings saved to Screaming Plus level yes. Plays havoc with the tubes though so I try not to watch it at all then, it's easier.

BGT from last night. That snake is getting a bit tight!

Hee, that was funny.

Watching Exile. Current thoughts: pop him in a home.

Quote: zooo @ May 1 2011, 9:19 PM BST

Watching Exile. Current thoughts: pop him in a home.

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which one?

One of those ones where they lock them up at night.

No I meant the master or the other one.

Oh, lol. Jim Broadbent!

The Master needs to also be locked away, but in The Priory.

Jeremy Kyle: I slept with my brother's girlfriend, but which one of us got her pregnant?

Snooker. Come on, Trump.