ooh!
I got a red leather ipod holder, which is all very well, but clashes a bit with my pink ipod...
I'll just have to get a new ipod!
So what did Santa bring you? Page 3
Quote: Leevil @ December 25, 2007, 5:21 PMThe Complete Works of Kent Pete.
Hard luck!
Ahem,
I got......
A watch with cherries on, a soap and glory travel set, a little mermaid bubble bath and the little mermaid on DVD, a 1980's babycham deer figurine, some slides for my view master, a pair of animal print slippers with a red ribbon trim, a 17 nail polish set, an Electrocute t shirt and badge, some lady luck jewelley, some keyrings, a badge maker, a space hopper, loads of lush products, a my little pony ponyville set (I'm such a toy geek), a great stocking full of goodies like sweets and ickle toys, some lindor, a pair of Jem and the holograms style earrings, hello kitty CD player, a new yoga mat, a yucky credit leather credit card holder (from the mothership who is really bad at gift buying. It's a vile grey, I don't have many cards, no credit cards, and have not even touched real leather since I was 14 cause I was once veggie the smell of leather makes me heave..... but still...), a big bottle of babycham, a new Ramones t shirt, some finger paintings and a cardboard snowman, and an amazing DVD of my first Gwen Holiday sketch brought to life by some AMAZING PEEPS!
Just a few items...... 
PS, Once again the dog got more gifts than anyone else!
Quote: Charley @ December 25, 2007, 6:09 PMI got a lurrrrrrvely pair of long leather gloves from my son Kyle. He reckons they are very dominatrix & he thought of me as soon as he saw them.
Are they for answering the phone?
You do wonder about the kids don't you. Should they have been taken into care?
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ December 26, 2007, 1:20 PMI was ... veggie
Is this not the least surprising thing you have read all year?
Quote: David Chapman @ December 26, 2007, 1:22 PMYou do wonder about the kids don't you. Should they have been taken into care?
One would certainly have thought so. They're almost certainly beyond help now though.
A 1918 solid silver Vesta matchsticks holder made in Birmingham; an oral biography (book) about Hunter S. Thompson; a Classic iPod; a Dirty Harry DVD boxset; a card-shaped torch; 2 packs of limited edition Gauloises Blondes from Germany; Hannah & Her Sisters, Stardust Memories, What About Bob?, Where The Buffalo Roam, Jimi Hendrix on Dick Cavett (all on DVD); an ounce of Holland's finest brain-rotting & lung damaging cannabis; a damn nice, rugged coat without sleeves; a few other bits & bobs, and last but least, my first nose-hair trimmer.
Quote: Skibbington von Skubber @ December 26, 2007, 2:28 PMan oral biography (book) about Hunter S. Thompson;
What's an oral book?
(no obvious jokes please, kids.) 
Quote: zooo @ December 26, 2007, 2:30 PMWhat's an oral book?
(no obvious jokes please, kids.)
Recorded interviews transcribed and printed on paper and bound between covers.
Gobble the Money Monster money box, Nirvana Unplugged and Jimmy Carr DVDs, 2 cardboard tubes of Maynard winegums, a pair of walking boots, a plain nondescript jumper, oxter spray, moisturising cream for my 'windswept and interesting' face... and as I am heading to my oul fella's house now for boxing day prob booze and a few quid.
Quote: Skibbington von Skubber @ December 26, 2007, 2:49 PMRecorded interviews transcribed and printed on paper and bound between covers.
Aha! Thank you kindly.
I was really excited because I got a 1918 solid silver Vesta matchsticks holder made in Birmingham; an oral biography (book) about Hunter S. Thompson; a Classic ipod; a Dirty Harry dvd boxset; a card-shaped torch; 2 packs of limited edition Gauloises Blondes from Germany; Hannah & Her Sisters, Stardust Memories, What About Bob?, Where The Buffalo Roam, Jimi Hendrix on Dick Cavett (all on dvd); an ounce of Holland's finest brain-rotting & lung damaging cannabis; a damn nice, rugged coat without sleeves; a few other bits & bobs, and last but least, my first nose-hair trimmer - and then some bugger nicked them.
If anyone knows anything will you phone Crime Stoppers please.
Quote: Baumski @ December 26, 2007, 3:30 PMI was really excited because I got a 1918 solid silver Vesta matchsticks holder made in Birmingham; an oral biography (book) about Hunter S. Thompson; a Classic ipod; a Dirty Harry dvd boxset; a card-shaped torch; 2 packs of limited edition Gauloises Blondes from Germany; Hannah & Her Sisters, Stardust Memories, What About Bob?, Where The Buffalo Roam, Jimi Hendrix on Dick Cavett (all on dvd); an ounce of Holland's finest brain-rotting & lung damaging cannabis; a damn nice, rugged coat without sleeves; a few other bits & bobs, and last but least, my first nose-hair trimmer - and then some bugger nicked them.
If anyone knows anything will you phone Crime Stoppers please.
Listen, mate:
That grey Vauxhall with the long horizontal dent in the driver's side and 3 flat tyres did not have ANY registration plates and was clearly abandoned.
Just because a dude covered in his own sick was passed out in the back seat did not mean the car or its contents belonged to him---or you.
But since it's the Xmas season I will return the nose-hair clippers to you if you can tell me what that stain on the front passenger seat is made of.
Quote: Skibbington von Skubber @ December 26, 2007, 2:28 PMan ounce of Holland's finest brain-rotting & lung damaging cannabis
You've got some fans then.
Quote: Skibbington von Skubber @ December 26, 2007, 4:33 PMBut since it's the Xmas season I will return the nose-hair clippers to you if you can tell me what that stain on the front passenger seat is made of.
My bet: you don't wanna know. *shudder*
Quote: Skibbington von Skubber @ December 26, 2007, 4:33 PMListen, mate:
That grey Vauxhall with the long horizontal dent in the driver's side and 3 flat tyres did not have ANY registration plates and was clearly abandoned.
Just because a dude covered in his own sick was passed out in the back seat did not mean the car or its contents belonged to him---or you.
But since it's the Xmas season I will return the nose-hair clippers to you if you can tell me what that stain on the front passenger seat is made of.
+Frank Zappa - Joe's Garage and David Bowie - Let's Dance