British Comedy Guide

What's Your Motto. Page 4

Can I eat it?
No
Can I shag it?
No
Then I'll break it

Hey Will why did you kill your wife?

Quote: Will Cam @ April 30 2011, 9:14 PM BST

Can I eat it?
No
Can I shag it?
No
Then I'll break it

"Oh well..." is something I say a lot. My internal motto is probably something more like "Be nice, try not to worry, and hope!"

Never repeat yourself.

:D

:D

Quote: Badge @ April 29 2011, 1:04 AM BST

Don't put off til tomorrow what you can put off til next week.

Never put off til tomorrow what you can do today.

If you like it, you can do it again tomorrow.

And ..

If you can change it, change it.

If you can influence it, influence it.

If there's nothing you can do about it, f*ck it.

:D

There's a fine line between left and right.

Does one hang lower?? ;)

I'm not entirely sure ;)

:D One in the hand is worth two in the bush!

Quote: dellas @ May 1 2011, 1:14 PM BST

:D One in the hand is worth two in my bush!

That's low self esteem talking

I live like I type...fast with a lot of mistakes...

I'll withdraw before I unload. Honest.

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