I thought this was excellent. You could always make it cheques.
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Quote: Godot Taxis @ May 1 2011, 12:21 AM BSTI thought this was excellent. You could always make it cheques.
...or tipping with discount vouchers/book tokens/loyalty cards etc...?
A friend of mine once put a parking ticket in a stripper's g-string.
Was she an old banger then?
This is brill nice and to the point
Follow up though?
STRIPPER
Bloody William's stag party!
She pulls out crudely drawn pictures of the queen on beer coasters, with IOU written on them.
Quote: Marc P @ May 1 2011, 3:41 PM BSTWas she an old banger then?
I guess he went out to his car, found a parking ticket, walked back into the club, and slipped the ticket in the g-string, then left. 
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ April 29 2011, 12:14 AM BSTINT: A TABLE DANCING CLUB
WE SEE A DANCER SHUFFLING PAST WEARING JUST A BRA AND LARGE PANTS FULL OF COINS WHICH ARE SPILLING ON THE FLOOR
Dancer:
I hate student night!
I hate to say it, but I think that joke's been done before. Now if you can come up with a good joke before anyone else you'll be on to a winner!
Quote: Vader @ May 1 2011, 6:28 PM BSTI hate to say it, but I think that joke's been done before. Now if you can come up with a good joke before anyone else you'll be on to a winner!
Identical or of a similar vein?
As I said before it may well have, but not that I recall myself.
I will try that good joke before anyone else suggestion though
Quote: Vader @ May 1 2011, 6:28 PM BSTI hate to say it, but I think that joke's been done before. Now if you can come up with a good joke before anyone else you'll be on to a winner!
Wheres it been done before?
'Now if you can come up with a good joke before anyone else you'll be on to a winner!''
Can you talk us through this concept a bit more?
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ May 1 2011, 6:46 PM BSTIdentical or of a similar vein?
As I said before it may well have, but not that I recall myself.I will try that good joke before anyone else suggestion though
I think it was a joke rather than a sketch, may have been Robin Williams doing some recent stand up.
Maybe that's where Nil Putters saw it?
Quote: Marc P @ May 1 2011, 11:09 PM BST'Now if you can come up with a good joke before anyone else you'll be on to a winner!''
Can you talk us through this concept a bit more?
Well, you wouldn't want to be accused of plagiarism, even when that's not the case, but if you come up with a joke a top comedian would use before anyone else, then obviously that would be of value and people would be interested in that.
Quote: Vader @ May 2 2011, 12:34 AM BSTI think it was a joke rather than a sketch, may have been Robin Williams doing some recent stand up.
Maybe that's where Nil Putters saw it?
Oh Ok fair enough!
And it wouldn't surprise me.
I don't think I want to watch a whole Robin Willaims concert to check how similar it was though.
Quote: Griff @ May 2 2011, 1:10 AM BSTDoes Robin Williams do jokes about students paying for things in coins?
Probably depends on whatever medication they've got him on that week.
What, you don't think you'd enjoy it? I thought he forgot how old he is... I don't want to double check either!
A tad similar:
Hi,
Just joined this forum to ask a questionthat's been bugging me all day and wondered if anyone could help?
I'm looking for a sketch that was on a British comedy show (cannot remember which one) (or who was in it) that was of a lap dancer making sure that the customer was seated before starting, then she turned on the music and she started doing a silly dance to 'me-na-me-na' by the Muppets.
If anyone can help with what the sketch was from, it would be greatly appreciated, thanks!