Why does Aaron rarely post these days?
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Think I've worn him out! 
That's my job.
Quote: zooo @ April 30 2011, 11:10 AM BSTThat's my job.
I meant gardening!
Oh you sick minds...
Quote: zooo @ April 30 2011, 11:16 AM BSTI meant gardening!
Oh you sick minds...
I have not got a sick mind!
Everyone else is thinking 'ladygarden' now, right? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller..?
Quote: TopBanana @ April 29 2011, 5:12 PM BSTHitler was misunderstood. I mean, any dude that can pull a piece of ass like Eva Braun......
Never mind pulling her, he managed to persuade her to commit suicide with him!
I can't even persuade my missus to let me have the occasional lie-in on a Saturday.
Quote: Tim Walker @ April 30 2011, 11:18 AM BSTNever mind pulling her, he managed to persuade her to commit suicide with him!
I can't even persuade my missus to let me have the occasional lie-in on a Saturday.
Maybe she's trying the 'wear him out' tactic?...
Quote: dellas @ April 30 2011, 11:25 AM BSTMaybe she's trying the 'wear him out' tactic?...
Well, yes, having to go to B&Q early on a Saturday morning will be the death of me! 
Oh. Oh I see...
Eep! Just watched the end of a '90s gameshow, and the charity the celeb wanted the winning money to go to was actually called Save the Spastics.
I guess it is the 'build a shed now' theory?
Quote: zooo @ April 30 2011, 11:55 AM BSTEep! Just watched the end of a '90s gameshow, and the charity the celeb wanted the winning money to go to was actually called Save the Spastics.
And you don't think they should be saved? Bit heartless of you zooo...
Quote: zooo @ April 30 2011, 11:55 AM BSTEep! Just watched the end of a '90s gameshow, and the charity the celeb wanted the winning money to go to was actually called Save the Spastics.
People have short memories, but in the politically-incorrect '80s and '90s if you saved enough spastics, you could exchange them for a top-of-the-range mong. It's shameful now, but then slavery and paedophilia used to be just harmless fun.
"Should have gone to the Spastics Savers."
*shrugs*