Well the c**t's richer than me and he's got a much better car, but at least I'm not bald.
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Rumor has it that Wills plans to f**k her *twice* tonight.
That's what Nicholas Witchell said, anyway.
Quote: Godot Taxis @ April 29 2011, 11:39 PM BSTWell the c**t's richer than me and he's got a much better car, but at least I'm not bald.
It's not his car.
They have a 'press conferance at 6.00 so no nuptuals involved!
is there no live footage of their wedding night rumpo?
theyve covered everything in minute detail ffs
im guessing, as they are royals, he probably has a special servant to place the royal member into his wifes furry frontal area for him?
Congratulations, lofthouse, I think you've set a new BCG record (130) for the most number of posts made without using capitilisation/punctuation, without being banned or reforming your 'against the rules' ways. 
Aaron is clearly letting this place go to the dogs. 
i got an E in my GCSE English exam OK?
we can't all be clever at readin' n ritin' like you
mr fancy pants 
Quote: lofthouse @ April 30 2011, 10:30 AM BSTmr fancy pants
I do have quite fancy pants, as it happens. I could give you the number of my tailor if you like them that much. 
Quote: Tim Walker @ April 30 2011, 10:27 AM BSTCongratulations, lofthouse, I think you've set a new BCG record (130) for the most number of posts made without using capitilisation/punctuation, without being banned or reforming your 'against the rules' ways.
Aaron is clearly letting this place go to the dogs.
He's away for a few days. He'll be back very soon.
Certain people shall either have to shape up or ship out. 
Quote: lofthouse @ April 30 2011, 10:30 AM BSTi got an E in my GCSE English exam OK?
we can't all be clever at readin' n ritin' like you
Wasn't trying to take personal aim at you in particular, lofthouse, just that the BCG rules about using capitals and punctuation are taken seriously around here. It's the same rules applied to everyone and, whatever their degree of literacy, the majority accept the requirement to at least try. You don't need GCSE English to use the Caps key at the beginning of a sentence and a full stop at the end?
It might seem petty, but it does make the board easier to read and stops people becoming sloppy about their posts.
Apologies if it offends you but, as I said, it's not a personal criticism.
Godot taxi calls the future king of england a c**t
and that's fine?
Yet I'm being persecuted for not using capital bloody letters.
If this was 1538 he would be having his genitals cut off and burnt in front of him at the tower of London
but yeah, sure, if it really bothers you that much I will try
good grief....
Quote: lofthouse @ April 30 2011, 11:22 AM BSTGodot taxi calls the future king of england a c**t
and that's fine?
Yup. Fine by me, anyway.
And me!