I know a way to stop it!
Don't leave the house.
Ever been in a fight? Page 3
Quote: zooo @ April 29 2011, 8:35 PM BSTI know a way to stop it!
Don't leave the house.
Doing that now
Quote: dellas @ April 29 2011, 8:26 PM BST
I was once involved in an altercation with a 'Man U' supporter, she came off worst!
Good, I don't like Man U fans. How did you come to have an 'altercation' with her then? And how did she come off worst?
She had to go back to Manchester...
Quote: Nil Putters @ April 29 2011, 8:51 PM BSTShe had to go back to Manchester...
No they said Man Utd fan mate...So probably live in London or Essex.
Once at school a group of lads were annoying me with one in particular 'patting' me rather hard on my head saying loudly "Hallo Jeremy!". Eventually I got so fed up I just swung a punch round and got him plum on the jaw and knocked him back against the wall. His shocked pal said, "Get out of here, he'll bloody murder you!"
My mistake was that I was actually listening to him because in that moment my assailent had picked himself up knocked me to the ground.
That was pretty much it - not so much a fight but a punch exchange. On the positive side the regular aggro I got back then suddenly stopped as I didn't get bothered much after that. 
Quote: Gavin @ April 29 2011, 8:57 PM BSTNo they said Man Utd fan mate...So probably live in London or Essex.
No, but I've heard one.
When Hancock and Sid 'step out into the gutter' in The Last Bus Home.
'Just so long as I know where I stand.'
Quote: Vader @ April 29 2011, 8:50 PM BSTGood, I don't like Man U fans. How did you come to have an 'altercation' with her then? And how did she come off worst?
Well, she head-butted me for saying 'stupid ugly scarf' I fell to ground totally dazed.
Not having it that she straddled me infront of other leery 'Man U' supporters, I fought back in non-trad' womens way, she pulling hair!.
Waited and turned her over and gave massive punch to jaw, that stopped her and all other onlookers.
They walked away uncaring, and so did I, missing a bit of hair.
Blimey, fancy a date?
Quote: dellas @ April 30 2011, 3:24 AM BST
Why would you openly provoke someone by criticising their scarf? That's asking for trouble.
Well she did get straddled Chip, might be worth a try! 
A man was bullying my daughter.
It went on for a long while.
I felt useless and a bit of a wimp for not immediately running to her aid and whacking him. I did all the 'ignore him type advice' but it continued.
He was a hulk of a man and used his size to bully everyone.
Then one day, he hit her. A clip round the back of her head - but a hit all the same.
Although I was enraged, I slept on it.
The next day the anger would no go away. I went to where he worked and waited outside. I wasnn't sure what time he finished but at 2 0 clock out he came.
I walked up calmly and asked him if it was true that he bullied my daughter. He laughed and said yes. I showed no emotion and asked him if he had hit her. Again he dismissed me and said yes.
He then tried to go on his way giving no credence to this 'fly' that was in his way.
I powered up, aimed and BAM. The punch knocked him against the wall. He actually couldn't believe someone had hit him. he then came at me and we were at it.
It turned out the man had no fight in him at all. After the initial flurry of which he landed no shots he then told me he was calling the police. So I hit him again and he stood there and let me. He offered no resistance at all.
I warned him of the consequences of ever going near my daughter again and calmly walked off.
I later found out that the word went round the factory that a fight was happening outside. The entire 'bullied' workforce came to the windows and were cheering me on.
\o/
Good for you!
What a tit.
Very lucky he wasn't the fight back (effectively) type though.