Quote: Timbo @ April 29 2011, 11:34 AM BSTPlease don't hurt me.
The relationship with Boy George really didn't work out for you did it?
What's Your Motto. Page 3
Quote: sootyj @ April 29 2011, 11:36 AM BSTThe relationship with Boy George really didn't work out for you did it?
Curiously I once shared a flat with George's cousin. An Irish navvy's son with a Cockney accent, he had a broken nose, a permanent three day growth and two inches of bum cleavage showing at that back; he would regularly down twelve pints in a night and shag anything with a vagina.
Quote: Timbo @ April 29 2011, 11:46 AM BSTCuriously I once shared a flat with George's cousin. An Irish navvy's son with a Cockney accent, he had a broken nose, a permanent three day growth and two inches of bum cleavage showing at that back; he would regularly down twelve pints in a night and shag anything with a vagina.
Are you sure it wasn't actually Boy George?
Quote: sootyj @ April 28 2011, 9:52 PM BST"These Asians I think they were Sikh forced me to have sex with her corpse at knife point"
Worked for Steve Wrighte works for me.
My new motto is: Go into business with a grizzly bear.
If the cap fits,you won't get pregnant
"Never be first, never be last, and never, ever volunteer" has served me well in the past.
"If it moves, f**k it, if it doesn't move, f**k it til it does" has served with rather more mixed success.
Don't let the bastards grind you down.
Up the bum, no babies.
Quote: Nil Putters @ April 29 2011, 6:24 PM BSTUp the bum, no babies.
Maybe little brown babies?
If a thing is worth doing, its worth doing tommorrow !
Never repeat yourself.
Quote: Badge @ April 29 2011, 9:00 PM BSTNever repeat yourself.
What did you say?
Be consistent.
BUT WHEN?...