Here's a thread from 'THE BIG BOOK OF THREADS BY STEVE SUNSHINE'.
When I say fight, I mean physical punch up. Not a slangin' match.
I've never been in a proper fight, I had a few scuffs at school and occasionally arranged to have showdowns after school that never happened. But never thrown fists.
Anyone?
Not off the American Football pitch.
Is this your way of trying to start a BCG Fight Club?
And no, haven't had a fight since I was about eleven, and that consisted mainly of wrestling, trying to avoid punching each other as we waited for a teacher to turn up and stop it without one of us having to give up and be the 'loser'.
A furious old woman in a fur coat once chased me up a dark street with an umbrella, but I outran her.
Quote: Matthew Stott @ April 29 2011, 5:47 PM BSTIs this your way of trying to start a BCG Fight Club?
Shhh! Remember the fist rule.
Never been in a fight, never punched or been violent towards anyone. I did once square up to a lad but we were both pussys so we backed off. We were 8.
Quote: Matthew Stott @ April 29 2011, 5:47 PM BSTIs this your way of trying to start a BCG Fight Club?
He already beats himself off constantly, it's a small step.
Nope.
A few. Got a permanently dislocated shoulder, a chipped cheekbone, busted a finger and got a nice little scar above my eyebrow for my troubles. But I've never been called a coward. Oh no, I was once, so I hit him.
Yes all the time I have an incredibly short and violent temper and a relentless need to prove my self in combat.
Who wants some?
You bunch of gaymo pansies.
I can safely say that I would batter you lot, one at a time, or all at once.
I hit a few people at school, but haven't hit anyone since. I found that one punch usually shut people up. I guess most people don't like fighting. I only hit these people as they'd usually stolen my bag or were taking the piss out of me. I must add that the only reason they were doing this in the first place was because I'd started taking the piss out of them. No wonder I was hated by so many...
Quote: Ben @ April 29 2011, 6:15 PM BSTI hit a few people at a school last week, but haven't hit anyone since. I found that one punch usually shut people up. I guess most people don't like fighting. I only hit these people as they'd usually stolen my bag or were taking the piss out of me. I must add that the only reason they were doing this in the first place was because I'd started taking the piss out of them. No wonder I was hated by so many...
are the police still after you, I mean for flips sake it was a primary school
Quote: Vader @ April 29 2011, 6:12 PM BSTI can safely say that I would batter you lot, one at a time, or all at once.
Do you own a fish and chip shop?
Quote: Vader @ April 29 2011, 6:12 PM BSTI can safely say that I would splatter you lot with kisses, one at a time, or all at once.
eek get away!