Hence the saying 'Don't bring Harry'. You just don't know what he's going to do at parties.
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Arrived at the party venue with food. None of the fun organisers are to be seen. No instructions. Reluctant to leave food as doubtless it will be scoffed by random maurading teenagers. Just been told that the plates, for which contributions were required for purchase, have not arrived. Nice to be told before the day. I call that dishonest appropriation with intent to permanently deprive (theft). Bought food back. If any random teenager is going to eat it, Do I also now point out the organisers that I can't actually eat of the food that I have been asked to provide because I'm gluten intolerant? Not that I intend to cause discord and strife you understand.
Sounds like fun...
Makes you proud to be English
Quote: chipolata @ April 29 2011, 10:59 AM BSTShe's a good looking young lady, Kate is. Better than Diana was, who had quite an annoying face that never looked you in the eye.
Her nipples seem a bit prominent.
I noticed Kate's nips, too. It is rather chilly today, poor lass.
She is good looking.....but just a bit anorexic, dull and sexless. Still, I'm sure Wills is looking forward to guaranteed bum tricks with her tonight. All women do bum tricks on their wedding night, don't they?
I prefer her sister.....THAT dress 
OMG. Upstaging the bride!
Maybe she only upstaged her to blokes? I barely noticed her.
Figure-hugging on her curvy ass........*drools*
Prince Albert's swimming wife looked a nice icy blonde (although I only saw a snatch). Generally, though, royals and their other halves aren't sexy.
'Scrawny' is the word I was looking for RE: Kate.
Not proving to be as bad as I thought but that could be the three grolschs and two Pimms talking. And there's another four hours to go before we are allowed to leave.
Quote: TopBanana @ April 29 2011, 2:37 PM BSTI'm sure Wills is looking forward to guaranteed bum tricks with her tonight. All women do bum tricks on their wedding night, don't they?
Only if she remembers to get some Royal Jelly from the party.
You may be beheaded for all this treasonous talk, you know.
Kate asks the Queen: What is the secret to a long happy marriage? The Queen replies: Always wear a seat belt and never piss me off!
Quote: TopBanana @ April 29 2011, 4:20 PM BSTKate asks the Queen: What is the secret to a long happy marriage? The Queen replies:
Royal Jelly, by appointment to her majesty, me. Phillip can't get enough of it.