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It is a trading standards demarcation which determines where genuine Yorkshire puddings are from.

Is a teenage boy Tweeting on Andrew Neil's account, or something? http://twitter.com/afneil

Quote: zooo @ April 23 2011, 10:04 PM BST

Is a teenage boy Tweeting on Andrew Neil's account, or something? http://twitter.com/afneil

I pity the teenager with Andrew Neil's hair.

Just saw an advert for iphone. "If you don't have an iphone, well, you don't have an iphone".
Stupidest, most pointless and twattish ad of the year so far, I think.

Quote: zooo @ April 28 2011, 12:18 AM BST

Just saw an advert for iphone. "If you don't have an iphone, well, you don't have an iphone".
Stupidest, most pointless and twattish ad of the year so far, I think.

'Dear Mr Jobs,

"If you don't have a functioning liver, well, you don't have a functioning liver."'

There's a mentally deranged chaffinch at the back of our house. It spent all day yesterday throwing itself at various windows and it's back today. If it's on the window ledge and you go close, it doesn't fly away - just sits there looking at you.

Quote: keewik @ April 29 2011, 9:45 AM BST

There's a mentally deranged chaffinch at the back of our house. It spent all day yesterday throwing itself at various windows and it's back today. If it's on the window ledge and you go close, it doesn't fly away - just sits there looking at you.

Get a cat.

Are you the one with the fox as well?
Have you turned into Dr Doolittle?

It would have to be able to fly - the bird goes right to the top of the house some of the time. However it's probably going to starve to death because it never goes away to find food.

Throw out some little pieces of bread.

The window cleaner's here so the bird has disappeared - no doubt temporarily.

I've been talking to my cousin who lives in Oz on Facebook. I sent her a message and she replied saying 'You've just totally Godwinised this conversation. :-)'.

Eh?

I think it's something to do with using "That's what Hitler would say" or similar to win an argument....

Hitler was misunderstood. I mean, any dude that can pull a piece of ass like Eva Braun......

;) 'How far?'...

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