Quote: roscoff @ April 28 2011, 10:51 PM BSTFair...ok I'm bored now and masturbations out of the question.
Plurals you say! 
What's Your Motto. Page 2
Quote: Marc P @ April 28 2011, 10:49 PM BSTOne up my mum, no harm done.
Marc you truly are a generous gentleman
Always push the button and always pinch the bottom.
Quote: Marc P @ April 28 2011, 10:49 PM BSTOne up the bum, no harm done.
Who's bum?
You can choose your friends, but you can't make them drink
Don't put off til tomorrow what you can put off til next week.
Quote: Vader @ April 29 2011, 12:40 AM BSTWho's bum?
That sir is entirely a matter of personal choice.
A bird in the hand is worth two in the Bussell.
It's nice to be nice.
Mark P has a motto
Though he's usually blotto
Making puns my favourite stunt
I kill you all f**king c**ts!
I like it 
I always remember a motto I read in an old Vic Reeves Big Night Out annual: 'You can lead a horse to water, but you can't use a torch underwater'
I thought it was
"you can lead a horse to water, but you can't climb a ladder with a bell in each hand."
friend of mine used that as the last line in his wedding speach, not a success.
Erm...erm...erm. That's it. I wouldn't advise anyone else to use it, it's got me nowhere. 
Please don't hurt me.