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A plea for poor wee KP. Page 4

Quote: Aaron @ December 24, 2007, 5:06 PM

Dear World,

Sorry.

Signed,
BSG.

I'm both.

If you're both, can we assume you have two accounts? You're out of here boy.
Wave

Oh! And merry xmas.
:D

Quote: Ray Dawson @ December 24, 2007, 7:49 PM

If you're both, can we assume you have two accounts?

No.

It's quite a long time since I've heard as much pretencious (is that how you spell that? Well it is now!) crap in one place especially as the sketch competition means diddly-squat. It's down to personal taste and that's that. If I got pissed every time my sketches got binned I'd be a f**king alcoholic. Get real, if somebody is that sad to cheat on a competition that has no bearing on sweet FA outside of this site then f**k me, they deserve to be banned. Oh yeh, and while I'm at it.......

Quote: roscoff @ December 24, 2007, 9:16 PM

It's quite a long time since I've heard as much pretencious (is that how you spell that? Well it is now!) crap in one place especially as the sketch competition means diddly-squat. It's down to personal taste and that's that. If I got pissed every time my sketches got binned I'd be a f**king alcoholic. Get real, if somebody is that sad to cheat on a competition that has no bearing on sweet FA outside of this site then f**k me, they deserve to be banned.

You are doing a disservice to this honourable and venerable site. It is indeed the greatest honour to be a part of it.

What's that on my tongue?

Quote: Aaron @ December 24, 2007, 5:06 PM

Dear World,

Sorry.

Signed,
BSG.

I'm both.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Quote: Baumski @ December 24, 2007, 3:28 PM

I quite agree, where else can a girl get her skits out.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Quote: Ray Dawson @ December 24, 2007, 4:17 PM

I liked the bit about Charley having somewhere to come. :O

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

I popped on for some gossip. Oh well. It is 12.45am & I am sober. What a waste. Aaron I will pop around yours for a coke. That should perk me up.

Just to let you know, your heartless actions have led Kent Pete to fall off the wagon. 18 months he'd been sober and regularly attending 12 step meetings.
I went round to his house yesterday and he was incoherent. He's playing Irish rebel songs 24/7 and is close to being evicted from his council property. And yes Caroline Mack was there, someone has to be , he is incapable of bladder control at the moment let alone tending for his dietary and basic hygiene needs.

Happy Christmas, I hope you all choke on your Turkey [Nut rissoles for the vegetarians amongst you ]

You bore me. Bye bye.

I'm surprised he lasted this long.

Wow being banned from a forum made him fall off the wagon?!

God only knows what he'd do if his fave show was cancelled, or lead balloon got a 3rd series.

At least he's still writing in that annoying spoof article style.

Why doesn't he just start a forum for all his multiple personalities to praise each other? Then he could organise competitions which he'd be guaranteed of winning.

Laughing out loud

Quote: PaulO\'Grady @ December 23, 2007, 9:04 PM

And for what it's worth Charles E. Lawley's entry had most potential this week.

I BET YOU'RE HIM, PROMOTING HIS COMEDY!!!!!!1!!111!!11!1!1111!111!111oneoneoneone

Well I like Kent Pete and his stuff so I stand by my suggestion of a 3 month ban from the Weekly Comp and let him back on the site. I think BSG needs eccentrics like KP to liven it up a bit otherwise you can end up with a very bland set of threads (not yours of course..) :)

Quote: roscoff @ December 24, 2007, 9:16 PM

It's quite a long time since I've heard as much pretencious (is that how you spell that? Well it is now!) crap in one place especially as the sketch competition means diddly-squat. It's down to personal taste and that's that. If I got pissed every time my sketches got binned I'd be a f**king alcoholic. Get real, if somebody is that sad to cheat on a competition that has no bearing on sweet FA outside of this site then f**k me, they deserve to be banned. Oh yeh, and while I'm at it.......

Every competition that judges the artistic merit of one piece of work against another is subjective and down to personal choice. I think the fact that a lot of us like the Weekly Sketch Comp and keep chipping into it is a good thing for BSG.

As for KP cheating by voting for his own sketch, it's outrageous and worthy of a three month ban from the comp! Anyway, Aaron and Co will decide and in terms of Armageddon, it doesn't mean a lot either way!

Bring him back.
Anyways, it's easily done. My girlfriend has nearly joined a few times and we share a connection, so I suppose that could've led to disaster. A ban seems a bit harsh to me.

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