The Royal Wedding Page 19
The wall to wall coverage has started in my house 
And the rolling news has reported that carpets were being laid in the abbey. 
Quote: bigfella @ April 28 2011, 9:11 PM BSTThe wall to wall coverage has started in my house
And the rolling news has reported that crumpets were being laid in the abbey.
Royals are jst filthy
Tomorrow, I'll be quietly and privately marking the happy occasion by having a special commemorative wank into a Wills & Kate tea-towel, whilst standing and listening to 'God Save The Queen'. So it just goes to show, you don't have to be at a street party or the bastard son of James Hewitt to take part in this glorious national event! 
Careful now Tim splattering even the smallest amount of monkey juice on an image of the face of a royal family member is high treason.
So make sure you hit Middleton only.
You'll have to be quick Tim. We have one of the shortest national anthems in the world.
Quote: sootyj @ April 28 2011, 9:50 PM BSTSo make sure you hit Middleton only.
It's good that they're introducing some sturdy, middle-class stock into the Royal Family. Future royalty will now be taught how to coax a firmer erection out of drunk man by inserting a digit into the anus - a skill which has become woefully alien to the aristocracy due to countless years of in-breeding.
Quote: bigfella @ April 28 2011, 9:51 PM BSTYou'll have to be quick Tim. We have one of the shortest national anthems in the world.
There are actually three verses... 
Is that what it takes to be middleclass?
Well good gravy I am middleclass!
The enforced fun is getting closer.
At Riley Towers cooking has taken place. the aim was to produce fairy cakes in red, white and blue. They seem to be green, yellow and red. Possibly we will be having an Italian theme tomorrow.
And if that damn woman comes anywhere near my house with her b***** bunting I will be telling her where to put it.
There was talk of some of the neighbours having a street party. No idea if it's happening. I shall not be stepping outside the house.
I have decided that I will be running tomorrow morning. It will avoid any justifiable homicides.
I believe there are only 30 parties for the whole of Scotland.
There are mad bastards cheering on TV outside the Abbey. Think I might puke.
Quote: keewik @ April 28 2011, 10:10 PM BSTI believe there are only 30 parties for the whole of Scotland.
There are mad bastards cheering on TV outside the Abbey. Think I might puke.
I've turned off the news. Its just unbearable.
I didn't realise how many insane people there are in Britain.
They all came out at Diana's funeral, don't you remember?