Quote: john lucas 101 @ April 28 2011, 11:03 AM BSTOh my god, you're like so married!
Yup. 
Traipsing round Oxford Street for dresses and shoes. Could I find any that fit me?
The Royal Wedding Page 18
Quote: Rob H @ April 28 2011, 11:13 AM BSTYup.
Is that rhetorical? And did you? And are there pictures?
Quote: john lucas 101 @ April 28 2011, 11:28 AM BSTIs that rhetorical? And did you? And are there pictures?
Possibly, no and sadly not. Although I'm not averse to you imagining some pictures if you feel so inclined.
Quote: Rob H @ April 28 2011, 11:38 AM BSTPossibly, no and sadly not. Although I'm not averse to you imagining some pictures if you feel so inclined.
*imagines Rob H in some kind of tight Geri Halliwell-esque Union Jack dress and vomits into his lap*
Quote: sootyj @ April 27 2011, 5:32 PM BST2 If you see one feeding a squirrel scream "He's feeding the queen's squirrels arrest him!"
Tom 'Royal Bod' Bradby was on Daybreak this morning discussing the wedding and Charles & Diana's 'engagement interview' where Charles said 'Love....whatever that is'. Bradby described the interview as a 'car crash'.
Whoosh!
Ha. Oops.
I actually have a friend who is going to the Royal Wedding 
Trufax! And he's even more of a staunch republican than I am the big sell out!
You know Elton???
Quote: TopBanana @ April 28 2011, 6:27 PM BSTYou know Elton???
If Elton's real name has now changed to Jonathan Pippin then yes...yes I do.
So how did he get an invite? Is he a friend of someone important?
Quote: zooo @ April 28 2011, 6:44 PM BSTSo how did he get an invite? Is he a friend of someone important?
He's one of the fanfare trumpeters.
He's in the miggle!
Quote: roscoff @ April 28 2011, 6:46 PM BSTHe's one of the fanfare trumpeters.
He's in the miggle!
Nice horn.
Ooh, fancy!
Quote: chipolata @ April 28 2011, 6:47 PM BSTNice horn.
It's a bone(r) actually