I'm super-duper ill with flu, which is nice, I won't be able to taste all the lovely food.
Merry Xmas.
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Quote: David Chapman @ December 24, 2007, 8:56 PMHappy Christmas to everyone - I'm not getting pissed but may havea couple of Hobgoblins tomorrow.
I tried to have one last year but it ran off.
Quote: Leevil @ December 24, 2007, 9:01 PMI'm super-duper ill with flu, which is nice, I won't be able to taste all the lovely food.
Merry Xmas.
Leevil, i'm worried for you, are you sure it's just flu? Be a man, get to the hospital now! Better still call 999, good luck mate, we'll all be with you. I 've got a headache, i'm sure it's tumor.
Quote: Leevil @ December 24, 2007, 9:01 PMI'm super-duper ill with flu, which is nice, I won't be able to taste all the lovely food.
Come on, it's barely any different to anything we eat the rest of the year.
Quote: Aaron @ December 24, 2007, 9:34 PMCome on, it's barely any different to anything we eat the rest of the year.
Maybe not quality but the platefuls are twice as big with loads of leftovers.
- Mommy, mommy, is Father Christmas Heavenly father's son?
**theological discussion follows, in which, being fervent anti-church movement fan, I do not take part**
- So, at Christmas we celebrate the birth of Christ.
- Why was he born?
**I loved the question. And I sensed there was something coming**
- He came to help us.
- Why would we need help? We can manage it all ourselves.
***Daddy simply lost it***
Think i'd have had him cooking the turkey, or washing up.
Merry xmas.
My cat Spooky was walking all over my keyboard when I didn't want her to. Then I thought she could type you all a Christmas message but she's buggered off. Typical bloody cats. Never do what you want them to.
Right i'm off to bed or santa won't come. Merry xmas evryone.
Quote: Ray Dawson @ December 24, 2007, 11:27 PMRight i'm off to bed or santa won't come. Merry xmas evryone.
Bed? How very traditional! Lights off, socks on?
Quote: Ray Dawson @ December 24, 2007, 11:27 PMRight i'm off to bed or santa won't come. Merry xmas evryone.
Why not try it in the back of a car or in a lift or in a plane?
Happy Christmas everyone!!!!!
Wot 'e said.
Happy Christmas Everyone
Can’t stop long, already 2 hours behind (alright just the one drink – mmmm nice) been a great year on the forum, but I really should go (OK one more drink – mmmm) be away for a day and a bit (OK just one more – mmmm) Ok Bye Bye Bye Bye Bye Bye Bye Bye Bye Bye Bye Bye Bye Bye Bye Bye (Ok Just a quick One – Hick)
See You
mmmmm, brandy coffee <3
*looks round in shock* What christmas dinner? 
Have a lovely day, everyone. PS. Joseph say's hi 