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The Royal Wedding Page 17

Quote: Oldrocker @ April 27 2011, 9:07 PM BST

Somebody peel Zooo a carrot !

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Quote: KLRiley @ April 27 2011, 9:09 PM BST

Distraction for zooo

If you don't want to listen to it, you can at least look at the picture. (Sorry but I had gathered you a bit of fan)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b010glpd/Drama_on_3_Kafka_the_Musical/

Heee!

Thank you! I certainly will have a listen.

Giles and Sue one of those couples when you'd be happy one or other or both

Sooty, are you coming out?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/stage/2011/apr/27/royal-wedding-secret-kate-wills

By Stewart Lee. Really.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/rugby_union/13194247.stm

Good man. Got his priorities right.

I wonder if Michael Jackson would have been invited, were he still with us.

Seeing as Madonna, Elton and Posh and Becks are invited.

Quote: zooo @ April 27 2011, 9:30 PM BST

Sooty, are you coming out?

no are you coming in

Well whatever's happening will you shut the bloody door? It's freezing.

Quote: zooo @ April 27 2011, 11:26 PM BST

Well whatever's happening will you shut the bloody door? It's freezing.

I'm outing you zooo. You're really Larry Grayson.

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ April 27 2011, 10:39 PM BST

http://www.guardian.co.uk/stage/2011/apr/27/royal-wedding-secret-kate-wills

By Stewart Lee. Really.

Proving quite clearly why Stewart Lee is a God amongst men.

I walked along Regent's Street yesterday evening. The sight of all those Union Jacks had pretty much the same effect on me that garlic has on vampires.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ April 28 2011, 9:45 AM BST

Proving quite clearly why Stewart Lee is a God amongst men.

I walked along Regent's Street yesterday evening. The sight of all those Union Jacks had pretty much the same effect on me that garlic has on vampires.

Perhaps, like Lee, you're adopted and originally Scotch.

Does the sound of your own accent make you want to vomit?

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ April 28 2011, 10:22 AM BST

Perhaps, like Lee, you're adopted and originally Scotch.

Does the sound of your own accent make you want to vomit?

One's nationality is a fault of birth. It's nothing to be proud of for the sake of it. There are far too many narrow minded, prejudiced fools in this country for me to take that much pride in either the land or the people in it.

I like the Union Jack it looks cool.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ April 28 2011, 9:45 AM BST

I walked along Regent's Street yesterday evening. The sight of all those Union Jacks had pretty much the same effect on me that garlic has on vampires.

I found the sight quite nauseating too. Not as bad as all the shoe shops I was made to shlep round, but close.

Quote: Rob H @ April 28 2011, 10:59 AM BST

Not as bad as all the shoe shops I was made to shlep round, but close.

Oh my god, you're like so married!

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