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I imagine a fair number of marathon runners would wear this with pride.

Quote: chipolata @ April 27 2011, 6:20 PM BST

They let my sister run it last year. So in a sense I've run it.

Is this because you're a conjoined twin? (I've suspected this for a while)

She also put a kitten in a washing machine. SO YOU'VE DONE THAT TOO. Angry

Quote: Tim Walker @ April 27 2011, 6:34 PM BST
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I imagine a fair number of marathon runners would wear this with pride.

Yes I would. 2001. 4hrs 21 mins. 20 miles of greatness, 6.2 miles of f**king agony!

Quote: roscoff @ April 27 2011, 8:35 PM BST

Yes I would. 2001. 4hrs 21 mins. 20 miles of greatness, 6.2 miles of f**king agony!

Was it London? If so (and I don't know if this is common knowledge or not), there are tourist buses in London which run fairly regularly around the capital for less than £30 a pop (and have the added of advantage of avoiding the Isle of Dogs). Even if you're a stickler for doing the route, it should cost you under £50 in a black cab.

Also, if you do your marathon by vehicle, you won't have to exchange pleasantries with some irritating c**t dressed as Batman. :)

Its the Rhinos that hack me off.

Just seen this on someones status on FB - it made me laugh!

"The trouble with quotes on the internet, is you never know if they are genuine."
- Elvis Presley

I've now handed in all my essays, but I got home from Elliot's to find out my nan's in hospital. :( Sigh.

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Ta. We're just all waiting to hear really. :(

Was it a sudden thing?

Quote: Will Cam @ April 27 2011, 9:50 AM BST

**NUTS UPDATE**

Thank you all for your kind words yesterday. It really helped when I was Cool on the outside but Huh? on the inside.

Dr says it is nothing sinister (epididymal cyst - predisposed after having the snip a few years ago). He has given me some antibiotics and I have to go back in a week.

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Rob cannot be bothered.

So there!

*stamps foot*

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