TWO PENGUINS ARE HAVING A CHAT ON A SHEET OF ICE
Penguin 1:
So you're not worried about all this Global Warming then?
Penguin 2:
Not really mate.To be honest I look much more graceful in water than I do on land anyway.. always have
Penguin 1:
You're not really looking at the big picture, if the Icecaps continue to melt at their current rate then this time next year I guarantee that we are going to be inundated with Camera Crews
Penguin 2:
That's not a problem is it?
Penguin 1:
It is when we don't get any money for it! It'll be like March of the bleeding penguins all over again. Humans never give us our fair share.
Penguin 2:
Yeah we did get a bit screwed over on that, that's why I still have to do the Zoo work y'know just to make ends fish
Penguin 1:
Not only that but we've started getting Polar Bears down here looking for a piece of the action. Look at that one floating on that Block of Ice! "Stop posing, you're not fooling anyone!"
Penguin 2:
He should have stayed on the Mints, that's where the money was.
Penguin 1:
We need to let these humans know that they are not welcome here!
Penguin 2:
Between you & me, I don't think the Seals are helping much, all that applause.
If they could just slow it down enough to make it seem more sarcastic
Penguin 1:
I think the main problem is us to be honest mate. We're far too cute for our own good.
Penguin 1:
No wonder they love us! We could always try to be a bit meaner I suppose
THEY BOTH TRY TO LOOK MEAN & LOOK EVEN CUTER
Penguin 1:
Awww
Penguin 2:
Look at you!
Penguin 1:
Ok Ok That's not going to work Well in that case. we just need to make sure that when they do come next time that we get a fair deal. Get someone to negotiate properly
Penguin 2:
Oh really? Like you did with those Chocolate Biscuits eh?
Penguin 1:
You had to bring that up didn't you, sometimes you are such a p p p p p
Penguin 2:
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