Quote: sootyj @ April 27 2011, 2:11 PM BSTI have no idea what the other thing he does is, other than it's probably incredibly cool.
Well you said you wanted him to 'stalk' you.
Quote: David Bussell @ April 27 2011, 2:12 PM BSTOnly if you consider making handmade chainmail cool, which I most certainly do.
Cool in the winter with the wind blowing through it, bit hot under this early summer like heat though I should fancy.
RE: Will Cam's SCROTAL SACK.
I had a similar problem about a few years back. I was, err, feeling down there and felt a loose pea-like thing in my ballbag. It was not connected to the testicles. I agonised over it, but I eventually went to the docs. He felt around a bit and said 'I can't find it'- so I had to squeeze my bowlocks in front of him in such a manner that it appeared. He felt it for a while and said it was 'just' a cyst and as it was not attached to the plums it was harmless. I could have it removed, but it is not worth the hassle, apparently.
During the time I was convinced I was going to die I had bizarrely struck up a friendship with Cameron Stout from Big Brother 4! I told him and he said 'oh aye, I've had exactly the same thing. It is nothing to worry about, but get it checked out'.
So, the 38 year old virgin from Big Brother saved my life.
Why can't testicles hold down a job?
THEY ALWAYS GET THE SACK !!!!!!
Badumtish.
Oh, and I've since lost touch with Cameron Stout. As soon as I stopped talking about my nads he dropped me.
You men. You're all the same.
Quote: sootyj @ April 27 2011, 2:24 PM BSTWhy can't testicles hold down a job?
They just can't be bothered......... surely you've heard of vas in-deferens
Well done on the healthy balls thing, Will.
Cheers TB. I would encourage those of you with testicles to regularly check them and head straight to the doctor if you find anything (apart from testicles obviously).
I found 3 Kossovan assylum seekers in mine.
And their bloody appeal is still dragging through the courts.
Sort it out Cameron!
Quote: TopBanana @ April 27 2011, 2:17 PM BSTHe felt it for a while and said it was 'just' a cyst and as it was not attached to the plums it was harmless. I could have it removed, but it is not worth the hassle, apparently.
I once removed a cyst from my scrotum by tying it off with a rubber band. I would not recommend this.
Do you fall into the 15-30 'peak' age group for testicular cancer, Will?
Quote: TopBanana @ April 27 2011, 3:03 PM BSTDo you fall into the 15-30 'peak' age group for testicular cancer, Will?
Luckily not (add those two together and I am there in June!)
Quote: Will Cam @ April 27 2011, 3:09 PM BSTLuckily not (add those two together and I am there in June!)
Thank f**k there's somebody older than me on this site. Just.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ April 27 2011, 3:15 PM BSTThank f**k there's somebody older than me on this site. Just.
Are you talking about Chappers, OldRocker or BillWill?
Quote: Rob H @ April 27 2011, 3:18 PM BSTAre you talking about Chappers, OldRocker or BillWill?
Four then. Picky Dicky.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ April 27 2011, 3:18 PM BSTFour then. Picky Dicky.
It was more the 'just' that I was alluding to. I mean Chappers is 107.