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Hope all's well Will.

Annoyed. Lost a £20 Vue Cinema gift voucher down the gap behind my fireplace mantlepiece. :(

Quote: Nil Putters @ April 26 2011, 11:16 PM BST

Annoyed. Lost a £20 Vue Cinema gift voucher down the gap behind my fireplace mantlepiece. :(

Obviously you must rip out the fireplace.

The cat I'm cat sitting just scared the crap out of me by going mental at a cat outside the window.

I'm now terrified it's a scary man coming to attack me.... Kevin.

I did play touch rugby today though which was fun!

Quote: Will Cam @ April 26 2011, 2:55 PM BST

Will Cam is going to the doctor in the morning to have a lump in an unusual place looked at. He will not reveal where, but ladies don't have them and they hurt like f**k if you are kicked there (by a nasty man or a lady whose definition of 'no' differs from yours.

Hope it went okay! xx

Fingers crossed you get the all clear, Will. Wave

Best wishes Will

Ellie entered the London Marathon for 2012 last night. Actually crapping it now that I'll actually have to do it if I get in.

Have you ever thought of the Triathalon, Ellie? Running, biking and swimming looks more fun than just running.

Sitting is also more fun than running.

I've just started jogging. It is quite good fun. Got to be careful of the dogs on Streatham Common, though.

**NUTS UPDATE**

Thank you all for your kind words yesterday. It really helped when I was Cool on the outside but Huh? on the inside.

Dr says it is nothing sinister (epididymal cyst - predisposed after having the snip a few years ago). He has given me some antibiotics and I have to go back in a week.

:D

Glad to hear to hear your knacker is cancer-free Will!

Quote: Will Cam @ April 27 2011, 9:50 AM BST

**NUTS UPDATE** Thank you all for your kind words yesterday. It really helped when I was Cool on the outside but Huh? on the inside. Dr says it is nothing sinister (epididymal cyst - predisposed after having the snip a few years ago). He has given me some antibiotics and I have to go back in a week. :D

Glad to hear it, Will! Although spare a thought for Stott, who must remain our only ball-free member. :(

Quote: john lucas 101 @ April 27 2011, 9:44 AM BST

I've just started jogging.

Laughing out loud You soft jessy!

Quote: Will Cam @ April 27 2011, 9:50 AM BST

**NUTS UPDATE**

Thank you all for your kind words yesterday. It really helped when I was Cool on the outside but Huh? on the inside.

Dr says it is nothing sinister (epididymal cyst - predisposed after having the snip a few years ago). He has given me some antibiotics and I have to go back in a week.

:D

Hooray now you can return to typing bollox

Quote: Will Cam @ April 27 2011, 9:50 AM BST

**NUTS UPDATE**

Thank you all for your kind words yesterday. It really helped when I was Cool on the outside but Huh? on the inside.

Dr says it is nothing sinister (epididymal cyst - predisposed after having the snip a few years ago). He has given me some antibiotics and I have to go back in a week.

:D

Pleased to hear it Will. A mate of mine had to have 13 cysts removed from his balls in one go. He reckoned his bollocks felt like a bag of frozen peas.

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