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Quote: chipolata @ April 26 2011, 3:32 PM BST

I'd rather a female woman examined mine. Wouldn't fancy a chap mauling me.

You didn't say that last night. When I was ~%^&&ing you up the $%^)(.

Quote: chipolata @ April 26 2011, 3:32 PM BST

I'd rather a female woman examined mine. Wouldn't fancy a chap mauling me.

In case it moved??

Quote: chipolata @ April 26 2011, 3:32 PM BST

I'd rather a female woman examined mine. Wouldn't fancy a chap mauling me.

Finger up bum?

You people! I just feel women are better at that stuff.

Quote: chipolata @ April 26 2011, 3:42 PM BST

You people! I just feel women are better at that stuff.

Too many top shelf mags, that's what it is. Looking at sexist images of women dressed as doctors and nurses! Disgusting.

Always a good idea to get lumps checked out Will. A lot do prove to be completely benign but irksome. However, a doc would rather check and make sure its nothing.
Might be TMI so look away now if you're a bit squeamish but a mate of mine got lumps checked out about nine months back. He was fine as the lumps were granulomas, but has been told to keep an eye for them returning. He'd been fixed as his wife had been told it was too risky to have any more kids. One of the consequences of being fixed was the resulting granulomas.

Okay you can look again peeps.

Will, have you considered that it might just be your penis? I often get mixed up like that.

Good luck Will.

Quote: KLRiley @ April 26 2011, 3:46 PM BST

Always a good idea to get lumps checked out Will. A lot do prove to be completely benign but irksome. However, a doc would rather check and make sure its nothing.
Might be TMI so look away now if you're a bit squeamish but a mate of mine got lumps checked out about nine months back. He was fine as the lumps were granulomas, but has been told to keep an eye for them returning. He'd been fixed as his wife had been told it was too risky to have any more kids. One of the consequences of being fixed was the resulting granulomas.

Okay you can look again peeps.

I too have been 'fixed' and am thinking along the lines of it being connected to that.

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ April 26 2011, 4:28 PM BST

Will, have you considered that it might just be your penis? I often get mixed up like that.

Thanks Kev. Fortunately It is too big to be my penis.

Good luck, Will.

Good luck Will wishing for the best.

Maybe it's one of Nick Clegg's balls, they've been missing for months now.

They're both on his right side.

When they're not in his mouth

Fingers crossed Will, and no doubt much else besides.

Wishing Will all the best.

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