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Quote: roscoff @ April 22 2011, 12:42 PM BST
The cast of Hollyoaks waited patiently to go into make-up.
"Well don't just sit there, woman, give me head!"
Quote: Tim Walker @ April 25 2011, 10:55 PM BST
The producer of the revived Red Dwarf was unsure about the plot twist involving Kryten and Kochansky.
Two of Batman's least successful villans, 'Many Face' and 'Naked Crouching Girl'
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For the first time in her life, Vera was sad her current boyfriend wasn't a dickhead
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Not tonight darling,Ive got a headache
Quote: Shandonbelle @ April 26 2011, 1:24 PM BSTNot tonight darling,Ive got a headache
Quote: Tim Walker @ April 25 2011, 10:55 PM BST
"Tina Bapsout, 'Naked News'... Your thoughts on the death of Osama Bin Laden, Mr Pearl?"
ITV's new series You've Bin Shot
Quote: Ishy @ April 26 2011, 8:55 AM BST
Barbie deliberates over the new look Ken.
Kochanski and Kryten pictured in the bizarre and sexually explicit new French version of Red Dwarf.
"When I said I'd screw your head off, I didn't mean..."
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It was only when Lenin got to the back of the Queue that he started to have doubts about the merits of Communism
I wish you'd let me organize the Buffet darling, a bowl of Bananas is not really a fruit salad.