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Probably got a thorn in his side.

:)

Bought some non-greasy sun cream at the weekend and my arms currently look like I've dipped them in olive oil.

Quote: EllieJP @ April 25 2011, 9:31 AM BST

Probably got a thorn in his side.

You've nailed it.

I suspected somebody would resurrect the joke.

It's the kind of joke the more you nail it, the more it just hangs there.

Siiigh. Has everyone gone out to enjoy the sun while I edit essays?

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ April 25 2011, 3:33 PM BST

Siiigh. Has everyone gone out to enjoy the sun while I edit essays?

No. I'm still here, but there is a nice park about a minutes walk from me that I may go and lie in very soon.

:( Siiigh. Just this last one to do at least.

Just think of all the dosh you will earn with it afterwards

I'm writing unfunny standup at work in preparation for routine humiliation in a couple of weeks.

Sucks to be more than it sucks to be you hah!

Do a gag about the Christmas party when someone photocopies their arse and puts it forward as the Lib Dem manifesto.

Quote: bigfella @ April 25 2011, 3:44 PM BST

Just think of all the dosh you will earn with it afterwards

:( Depressing. I will earn nothing from an English degree unless I teach. I will earn nothing anyway.

What's wrong with teaching?

Or you could move to that country where they speak English, Englishtan isn't it?

Or IT I mean I heard a rumour Shergar has actually been working at Tesco's payroll for years as a data compiler.

Then there's the 3rd sector....

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