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Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ April 21 2011, 9:32 PM BST

Andy fixed my laptop! Yaaay! Hoping I can go to see Twelfth Night in the park in August. Was randomly offered a job!

As an actor in the play?

I think Ellie is probably in charge of whether she takes breaks or not? So she shall have to have a stern word with herself!

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ April 21 2011, 9:32 PM BST

Andy fixed my laptop! Yaaay! Hoping I can go to see Twelfth Night in the park in August. Was randomly offered a job!

So is your laptop called Steve?

Quote: zooo @ April 21 2011, 9:51 PM BST

I think Ellie is probably in charge of whether she takes breaks or not? So she shall have to have a stern word with herself!

I like it when people do that in the street.

Quote: chipolata @ April 21 2011, 9:54 PM BST

I like it when people do that in the street.

Whilst dancing in a most graceful way no doubt?

I was walking down Fleet Street yesterday behind a woman who must have had Tourettes. I hate crowds, so it was great seeing them part before her as she shouted obscenities at them.

I'll try that next time I'm in Argyll Street on a Saturday.

Quote: keewik @ April 21 2011, 9:50 PM BST

As an actor in the play?

I wish. I wanted to be an actress when I was little. Now I am just melodramatic.

Quote: zooo @ April 21 2011, 9:51 PM BST

So is your laptop called Steve?

Yes :D

Quote: AngieBaby @ April 21 2011, 10:11 PM BST

I was walking down Fleet Street yesterday behind a woman who must have had Tourettes. I hate crowds, so it was great seeing them part before her as she shouted obscenities at them.

Was the woman you, AngieBaby? ;)

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ April 21 2011, 10:14 PM BST

Yes :D

Hee!

I gave mine a name but I forgot it. :(

Quote: chipolata @ April 21 2011, 10:16 PM BST

Was the woman you, AngieBaby? ;)

Ha ha, no, But I'll be looking out for her and making notes, it was very effective at moving tourists out the way.

Quote: keewik @ April 21 2011, 10:13 PM BST

I'll try that next time I'm in Argyll Street on a Saturday.

Be sure to wear a ribbon in your hair so we know which one's you.
;)

Just encouraged Mr Keewik to open a tin of salmon for the favourite fox which has now eaten the lot.

Quote: chipolata @ April 21 2011, 4:25 PM BST

What's happened to the other fella?

He's coming out in October and I hope it's not the closet!

Quote: AngieBaby @ April 21 2011, 10:22 PM BST

Ha ha, no, But I'll be looking out for her and making notes, it was very effective at moving tourists out the way.

Be sure to wear a ribbon in your hair so we know which one's you.
;)

I always wear a black pointyhat -my trademark.

Quote: AngieBaby @ April 21 2011, 10:22 PM BST

Be sure to wear a ribbon in your hair so we know which one's you.
;)

That's my thing! :(

Where the heck does belly button fluff come from? I've just had a shower and am wearing a white shirt, yet I've got a big, f**k off chunk of blue fluff in there?

OMG.

I've never had belly button fluff before.

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