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What are you eating? Page 523

Matured, if you don't mind!

Porkless Pie.

Quote: Leevil @ April 22 2011, 1:38 PM BST

Porkless Pie.

Pointless pie

Not at all. I think it tastes just like a Pork Pie, except without the jelly bit, which I don't like anyway.

When did you last have a pork pie?

The loss of protein and animal DNA is degrading your brain cells

An eclair.

(As in the sweetie, not the pastry thingy)

Just had a very nice salad sandwich with a scattering of crisps on the side.

Why is it traditional to be served some crisps with random things from cafes/restaurants?
Does anyone do this themselves at home?

Why is everyone eating fake things today?

Quote: sootyj @ April 22 2011, 1:48 PM BST

When did you last have a pork pie?

The loss of protein and animal DNA is degrading your brain cells

I still eat dairy, so I'm full of animal DNA thank-you-very-much!

What's fake about an eclair?

Quote: Leevil @ April 22 2011, 1:54 PM BST

I was date raped by a cow, so I'm full of animal DNA thank-you-very-much!

How does that even work?

Quote: sootyj @ April 22 2011, 1:55 PM BST

How does that even work?

It mounts me against my willy.

Quote: zooo @ April 22 2011, 1:55 PM BST

What's fake about an eclair?

Every thing

Well it was bloody yummy.

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