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Quote: zooo @ April 21 2011, 4:06 PM BSTCould use this one? https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/10306/
I miss Mike Dan Carter and his towering insecurities.
There's a book coming out in June with the protagonist called Dan Carter.
Quote: zooo @ April 21 2011, 4:06 PM BSTCould use this one? https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/10306/
Just the ticket. Thanks, bossman.
Quote: Marc P @ April 21 2011, 4:20 PM BSTThere's a book coming out in June with the protagonist called Dan Carter.
What's happened to the other fella?
Gentlemen,
Please be aware in this hot weather your shoes are a little bit stinkier than usual. Use some odour eaters please.
Tell me about it. Riley Major spent most of today at an outdoor centre with a mate. On collection he got into the car and removed his trainers. He was told immediately to replace said trainers or he was walking home as the smell was so vile. Fortunately he complied.
Just boarded train at Birmingham New Street and secured my favourite seat. 
Ellie is still at work and on 12 hours 45 mins and counting.... no break either.
Quote: chipolata @ April 21 2011, 6:56 PM BSTJust boarded train at Birmingham New Street and secured my favourite seat.
Are you driving again?
I reckon he meant the toilet.
Quote: EllieJP @ April 21 2011, 9:19 PM BSTEllie is still at work and on 12 hours 45 mins and counting.... no break either.
Ouch.
Quote: EllieJP @ April 21 2011, 9:19 PM BSTEllie is still at work and on 12 hours 45 mins and counting.... no break either.
Go to your boss now, look him/her straight in the eyes and tell them they are breaking EU law and demand that they revise their working practices with immediate effect or you'll contact your union rep.
That should do it.
Andy fixed my laptop! Yaaay! Hoping I can go to see Twelfth Night in the park in August. Was randomly offered a job!
Quote: EllieJP @ April 21 2011, 9:19 PM BSTEllie is still at work and on 12 hours 45 mins and counting.... no break either.
This counts as work Ellie does it??
Entitled to breaks Ellie. That's basic 'Elf an Safety at Work Act 1974.
Ellie is having a break, she is on here!!