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All of the sixes... 32.

Quote: EllieJP @ April 20 2011, 9:29 AM BST

I told you I was at Bingo... sorry luv. xx

Chip, ask her if she got a full house. ;)

Quote: Marc P @ April 20 2011, 9:30 AM BST

All of the sixes... 32.

Legs Eleven more like!

Quote: EllieJP @ April 20 2011, 9:51 AM BST

Legs Eleven more like!

:D

Quote: john lucas 101 @ April 20 2011, 9:24 AM BST

Even I've managed three dates this year.

:O F**k my hat!

Quote: chipolata @ April 20 2011, 10:32 AM BST

:O F**k my hat!

Is that an offer of a 4th>?

Quote: chipolata @ April 20 2011, 10:32 AM BST

:O F**k my hat!

Probably be the closest I get to any action this year.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ April 20 2011, 10:47 AM BST

Probably be the closest I get to any action this year.

Just so long as you clean it before getting back to me. There's nothing worse than smelling of another man's sperm.

Quote: chipolata @ April 20 2011, 10:58 AM BST

Just so long as you clean it before getting back to me. There's nothing worse than smelling of another man's sperm.

I'll take your word for that. I mean, does other man's sperm smell any different? And who are these people, going around smelling sperm? Mmm?

Quote: john lucas 101 @ April 20 2011, 11:09 AM BST

I'll take your word for that. I mean, does other man's sperm smell any different? And who are these people, going around smelling sperm? Mmm?

*draws line under sperm chat*

Quote: EllieJP @ April 20 2011, 9:00 AM BST

a Persian Doctor.

A vet, in other words?

Quote: john lucas 101 @ April 20 2011, 11:09 AM BST

I'll take your word for that. I mean, does other man's sperm smell any different? And who are these people, going around smelling sperm? Mmm?

I once had a girlfriend who used to claim mine tasted of coconut. Then again, she was a f**king mental case so...

Quote: Tim Walker @ April 20 2011, 12:18 PM BST

Then again, she was a f**king mental case so...

Is this a medical term?

Quote: Marc P @ April 20 2011, 12:21 PM BST

Is this a medical term?

Who are you, some f**king whining member of The Patients Association? Angry

Quote: Tim Walker @ April 20 2011, 12:26 PM BST

Who are you, some f**king whining member of The Patients Association? Angry

No but I have used it in some writing wot I am doing! :D

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