OH dear Big Fella, don't look at other postings 
It's a mystery to me I'm afraid... Page 11
Next - the shop. Why are people so obsessed with this emporium of blandness?
I used to wear nothing but clothes bought from Topman. I thought I looked so cool in my skinny jeans and straw hats. But then one day I caught myself in the mirror in Asda..........I looked like a plonker.
Topman schmopman. I blame my ex-girlfriend.
I still have around 15 pairs of skinny jeans with all the tags on which have never been on my sexy legs. I've tried selling them on eBay but no one wants them. 
Give them to a charity shop and lurk outside to see what happens! 
Quote: TopBanana @ April 13 2011, 7:27 PM BSTI used to wear nothing but clothes bought from Topman. I thought I looked so cool in my skinny jeans and straw hats. But then one day I caught myself in the mirror in Asda..........I looked like a plonker.
Topman schmopman. I blame my ex-girlfriend.
I still have around 15 pairs of skinny jeans with all the tags on which have never been on my sexy legs. I've tried selling them on eBay but no one wants them.
I'll buy them! I love skinny jeans
They are size 30 waist.........
Quote: TopBanana @ April 13 2011, 8:14 PM BSTThey are size 30 waist.........
Might fit, but mens jeans do not fit womens arses well, any pics?
If you send me a jpeg of your bum I'll tell you if I think they'll fit. 
I can't say fairer than that.
Oh for f*x sake !!!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-13110107
If ever there was an argument for bringing back the death penalty . . . .
Oh dear.
But at least they're having fun!
Quote: Oldrocker @ April 17 2011, 8:51 PM BSTOh for f*x sake !!!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-13110107
If ever there was an argument for bringing back the death penalty . . . .
eh..?
Quote: TopBanana @ April 13 2011, 8:34 PM BSTIf you send me a jpeg of your bum I'll tell you if I think they'll fit.
I can't say fairer than that.
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Looks good to me, dellas......perfect fit.
Collections. Small collections are okay. Functional collections pass too (like DVDs, etc) but non-functional collector items like stamps, coins, figurines, memorabilia, anything that would be considered geeky or obsessive.
I just hate the idea of having loads of baggage (literally). Even worse, the idea of someone sat in a room surrounded by their collection, with the knowledge that this shit is worth something but never shifting it, only to die, crushed to death by their own hoard. It actually depresses me.
Don't collect stuff, please, anyone.
Why do people have dustbin cleaned?
Ironing?
Showering after a bath?
Make- up removal?
Shiny bog roll?
Tom bloody Toms?
Declaring goods at customs?
Why fat peeps don't pay excess baggage?